Funny Pictures Thread

[thefalconer]

Originally Posted by Rob S

Johnny Depp surprises me the most. He feels tall.

cause he's banging

.

[WMD]

I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to be taller than Al Pacino.

[hobbes2053]

[Rob S]

Originally Posted by thefalconer

cause he's banging

.

She's a lesbain, no?

[hobbes2053]

I always figured Ben Stiller was 5'3".

[TitanHope]

Amber Heard transcends sexuality. Even innocent bunny rabbits want her body.

Originally Posted by Stash

I never would have guessed Downey was only 5'7".

He wears lifts in his shoes or has them built up, which adds height. A lot of actors do it, especially action stars.

[hobbes2053]

[wogitalia]

Clooney surprises me the most of that list... I do like that I'm taller than all of them though, that's cool!

What would be kind of interesting though is to do the same with all the hottest women around, I dare say a lot of them would be taller than all those guys.

[TitanHope]

Short guys have all the personality though.

Unlike all you awkward tallies!

[CashmoneyDrew]

I'm an inch taller than Jason Statham. That means I could beat up Jason Stathem.

[Wootylicous]

I assume I can beat up everyone of them.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Originally Posted by Cutey Wooty

I assume I can beat up everyone of them.

Even though I'm equal height to Clooney, I know I could take that old ******.

I'd be afraid of Depp though. I think his body odor might overpower me if we ever went to fisticuffs.

[Wootylicous]

I'm more afraid of Devito coming at me. This little bastard could cause some damage.

[hobbes2053]

He'd go right up your nose.

[nepg]

I'm surprised Sly Stallone wasn't in that picture. He's 5'4

[Wootylicous]

He's more like 5'10

[Brothgar]

Originally Posted by Docta

The fact no one made an alf reference makes me sad.

[nepg]

Originally Posted by Cutey Wooty

He's more like 5'10

He's not. I could've sworn he was in the 5'4 area, but I double checked, it's more like 5'7, 5'8 on a good day.

[Rosebud]

Actors being so short does make me feel better...then I remember that Liam Neeson is like 6'4" and I stopped growing at exactly 6'

[Forenci]

Originally Posted by Rosebud

Actors being so short does make me feel better...then I remember that Liam Neeson is like 6'4" and I stopped growing at exactly 6'

It's okay, they make up for it by banging endless amount of hot females and having garbage trucks full of money.

I am taller than all of them though. Not that this brings many much comfort.

[BuckeyeDan17]

I'm willing to trade some of my 6'6ness for some of their money :/

[Razor]

[wogitalia]

Originally Posted by Forenci

It's okay, they make up for it by banging endless amount of hot females and having garbage trucks full of money.

I am taller than all of them though. Not that this brings many much comfort.

I was just too tall to be an actor... clearly that's what has stopped me!

[Rosebud]

Originally Posted by Forenci

It's okay, they make up for it by banging endless amount of hot females and having garbage trucks full of money.

I am taller than all of them though. Not that this brings many much comfort.

Eh, they're still short, and I'm pretty satisfied with quantity of gorgeous vag I've boned, plus I can walk around in public without people harassing me.

[hobbes2053]