2013 NFC Championship Gameday Thread: SF at Atlanta

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NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: SAN FRANCISCO AT ATLANTA



San Francisco 49ers
at
Atlanta Falcons

Location: The Georgia Dome


Time: 12:00 pm pst
Line: SF -3.5
Announcers(FOX): Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Pam Oliver

Back in the NFC Championship Game again. This is a beautiful thing. How many teams go to back-to-back Championship Games? OK, fine. Three this year. You know what I mean. How many teams go to back-to-back Championship Games … with different starting QBs? Yeah.

He can run (obviously).


He can throw lasers


He can rock tattoos


He can bang turtles


What more do you want?

This guy’s not bad either


Of course, it doesn’t hurt to throw to this

My God. Drool.

And this


Sigh. And this


At least this guy is assaulting anything in his path


I think we might be in store for a big game from this guy

He should be able to exploit the slower Atlanta LBs

I don’t think the 9ers will have difficulty with this


But I like our odds of success with this


And this


But mainly, because of this


And this

I love you Mike Iupati

They do have this guy which always concerns me


But overall, this is the 9ers’ game to lose. They got the most talent. They match up better. They have the experience from last year. And because, dammit, I want another goddamn Super Bowl. Also, I want to face the Patriots. I think we would have smoked them last year. I want the game that was supposed to happen.

And also cause I want to hang 40 on this clown


Enjoy the game. Of course, if it ends badly, I highly recommend breaking ****. A lot. Then stop and reflect on what you’ve just done. Then break more ****.

Special Note:


This matchup is closer than the game. I’d say SF -1.5