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03-03-2013, 08:06 PM
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Woman Tries Out at Regional Combine
Aaaand fails miserably.
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Lauren Silberman lined up for a kick at NFL history, took a deep breath and booted the football.
It barely went anywhere, traveling 19 yards, and she grabbed at her right leg.
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Silberman struggled for about 20 seconds to place the football on the tee before measuring her steps and then trying that second kick.
This one went only about 13 yards.
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''You know, the distance wasn't there, but hopefully the scouts will notice my technique,'' she said. ''It's not always length.''
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03-03-2013, 08:08 PM
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She's got a really stupid face, but..dat ass.
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She really said that length doesn't matter? Giggity?
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03-03-2013, 08:17 PM
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She really said that length doesn't matter? Giggity?
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I can't believe I missed that joke (combined with the line about technique). This whole thing now seems like a hoax.
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03-03-2013, 09:05 PM
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Supposedly she was injured. At least I hope she was. I just want to avoid the irritating dialogue about "lol women" for two weeks.
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03-03-2013, 09:06 PM
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i could kick a ball 19 yards using only my dick
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"He won't be able to just use his arm power to throw defenders around at the next level!"
The hell he won't, lol.
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03-03-2013, 09:16 PM
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****, the first time I ever attempted a field goal it was from further than 20 yards. I slipped, my shoe flew off, and the ball still went through the uprights (really ugly ball, but still...)
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03-03-2013, 09:16 PM
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It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean.
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03-03-2013, 09:22 PM
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It was because she was injured the kicks were so short.
I give her credit, the USA Today article read said she got injured on the first kick pretty bad and kept trying to kick and go out there and kick.
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
<caddy> i hear them having sex :(
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03-03-2013, 11:12 PM
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She kicked it 13 yards!!! Perhaps a team will sign her as an onside kick specialist if she can drop another yard or two.
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03-03-2013, 11:12 PM
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I lol'd....ashamed...
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03-03-2013, 11:23 PM
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Sign her up Rex. lol
http://vine.co/v/bHuME7n7FJB
I need this as a gif.
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03-03-2013, 11:25 PM
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her comments make me think this was only a gateway to porn
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"He won't be able to just use his arm power to throw defenders around at the next level!"
The hell he won't, lol.
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03-03-2013, 11:28 PM
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lol feminism
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03-03-2013, 11:33 PM
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her comments make me think this was only a gateway to porn
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Lesbian 3-some with Miss Teen Delaware and Asa Akira.
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03-04-2013, 12:06 AM
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logic suggests she should have atleast practiced?
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03-04-2013, 12:39 AM
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She's a total joke doing this for publicity. Probably set back any prospective legitimate candidates five years due to this stunt. At least let someone who has some sort of comparative background like Mo Isom start this.
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03-04-2013, 12:43 AM
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Oh, definitely. She did this for publicity - hoping it'd lead to other things. And it probably will. Porn, reality shows, who knows. She's going to make a lot of money off of being a dumb ***** with a nice ass who can't kick a football.
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03-04-2013, 12:45 AM
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I can't stop watching this. Not sure if I'd want it as a gif because the sound kind of makes it.
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03-04-2013, 01:25 AM
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I really hope she was just hurt or something because that is bad. It's embarrassing to women because there are women who can kick just fine. Eventually some woman could end up being an NFL kicker. Hopefully this also wasn't a publicity stunt.
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90 min of Luck's 2012 throws.
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Blaine Gabbert should never be a DE, because he has no idea what a real QB is thinking.
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03-04-2013, 01:31 AM
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Oh, definitely. She did this for publicity - hoping it'd lead to other things. And it probably will. Porn, reality shows, who knows. She's going to make a lot of money off of being a dumb ***** with a nice ass who can't kick a football.
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Jesus. Does it really upset you that much?
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03-04-2013, 01:38 AM
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I really hope she was just hurt or something because that is bad. It's embarrassing to women because there are women who can kick just fine. Eventually some woman could end up being an NFL kicker. Hopefully this also wasn't a publicity stunt.
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If Goodell ever decides to launch the WNFL he'll need to move the kickoff to the opponent's 10 yard line.
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03-04-2013, 01:53 AM
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She also was assigned #68. So close to making this story even funnier.
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90 min of Luck's 2012 throws.
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Blaine Gabbert should never be a DE, because he has no idea what a real QB is thinking.
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03-04-2013, 02:01 AM
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My favorite part is that she seems to think she has good technique.
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3. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Vince from shamwow once said “Germans make good stuff”
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03-04-2013, 02:19 AM
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