Soccer Thread - Page 312

JRTPlaya21 · 03-05-2013, 07:45 PM

Hahahahahahahaha let the butt hurt flow!! Hala Madrid!!!!

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 07:50 PM

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Hahahahahahahaha let the butt hurt flow!! Hala Madrid!!!!

Please deliver my sincerest condolences to the four beloved Crimson Tide Comrades for their ill-deserved misfortune.

JRTPlaya21 · 03-05-2013, 07:52 PM

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Please deliver my sincerest condolences to the four beloved Crimson Tide Comrades for their ill-deserved misfortune.

Ok will do. Still won't change the result at Old Trafford.

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 07:54 PM

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Ok will do. Still won't change the result at Old Trafford.

I know it won't. Even AA's don't win every hand in poker against 27's, that's how the world works. We'll be fine.

Make sure you finish top four in La Liga though.

JRTPlaya21 · 03-05-2013, 07:56 PM

That's a given. Bring home that FA Cup so you finish off a magnificent double.

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 08:19 PM

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People can drive in Germany? I thought they only exported BMWs and MB's to avoid the recession.

My country's economy isn't all ****** and people don't have to drive because we have awesome public transportation?...good burn i guess...

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 09:52 PM

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My country's economy isn't all ****** and people don't have to drive because we have awesome public transportation?...good burn i guess...

That's a valid point. My hometown's subway trains are mostly made by Siemens.

Still 0.4% growth isn't a particularly encouraging Mark, if you catch my drift.

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 10:01 PM

I really don't get what logic leads you from butthurt to trying to talk **** about Germany.

Rob S · 03-05-2013, 10:03 PM

My witty Gus Johnson remark went unnoticed because of all this butthurt. It's a shame. A damn shame.

JRTPlaya21 · 03-05-2013, 10:10 PM

Naw I saw it and enjoyed it.

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 10:17 PM

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I really don't get what logic leads you from butthurt to trying to talk **** about Germany.

That people's inability to understand the concept of momentum stems from their lack of driving skills.

Last comment about Germany wasn't aimed at talking **** tho. Neutral observation at worst. Don't be over sensitive. Arsene Wenger's still on the chopping board for ya.

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 10:26 PM

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That people's inability to understand the concept of momentum stems from their lack of driving skills.

Last comment about Germany wasn't aimed at talking **** tho. Neutral observation at worst. Don't be over sensitive. Arsene Wenger's still on the chopping board for ya.

So now I don't understand momentum because germans can't drive...are you gunna start making sense at any point? Not that I don't find it hilarious that in your butthurt you're brain's clearly just given up on functioning properly, just curious.

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 10:32 PM

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So now I don't understand momentum because germans can't drive...are you gunna start making sense at any point? Not that I don't find it hilarious that in your butthurt you're brain's clearly just given up on functioning properly, just curious.

You seem really fond of the word butthurt. Is it another German tradition like Oktoberfest in which you have expertise? Not that I find it hilarious, just curious.

pierce2walker · 03-05-2013, 10:36 PM

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My witty Gus Johnson remark went unnoticed because of all this butthurt. It's a shame. A damn shame.

He goes in six...AND BURIES IT INTO THE BACK.

Rob S · 03-05-2013, 10:36 PM

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 10:37 PM

Well I can't deny that I have seen a lot of butthurt in the wake of my ass wrecking ways, but ew on the oktoberfest, do I sound Bavarian to you?

Cigaro · 03-05-2013, 10:40 PM

So much ad hominem in these past few posts.

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 10:49 PM

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Well I can't deny that I have seen a lot of butthurt in the wake of my ass wrecking ways, but ew on the oktoberfest, do I sound Bavarian to you?

I'm not too sure, just assuming that in May last year you probably went through a diagnosable amount of "butthurt;" am I using that phrase correctly?

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 10:53 PM

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I'm not too sure, just assuming that in May last year you probably went through a diagnosable amount of "butthurt;" am I using that phrase correctly?

Oh **** no, last may was awesome, that's when I was still fooling around with bear girl, FCU was fighting their way into a top 7 finish in the BL 2 and the Knicks made their return to the playoffs.

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 10:53 PM

I know, it's just trolling. But it's so fun I can't stop...

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 10:54 PM

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English teams play dirty. It is known.

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 10:55 PM

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English teams play dirty. It is known.

German girls go down even dirtier. It is better known.

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 10:59 PM

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German girls go down even dirtier. It is better known.

German girls are amazing, but it's ok man what english girls lack in looks and personality they totally make up for in skankerocity.

xjxdarren · 03-05-2013, 11:02 PM

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German girls are amazing, but it's ok man what english girls lack in looks and personality they totally make up for in skankerocity.

Personally for me it's more of a fear of their carrying their male-counterpart's "butthurt" specialty. That would be too much of a thrill. Thus I guess they are best consumed within the border.

Rosebud · 03-05-2013, 11:08 PM

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Personally for me it's more of a fear of their carrying their male-counterpart's "butthurt" specialty. That would be too much of a thrill. Thus I guess they are best consumed within the border.

It's not really my thing, but I'm sure if you found a nice german girl that was into strap-on-play she'd be gentle with you and you wouldn't be too overwhelmed with the thrill. We as a people, are generally awesome at the whole sex thing.