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Old 10-16-2007, 05:27 PM    (permalink
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Get your friends WASTED so that they won't remember anything the night before...and then put a dildo in their bed...They wake and they fear for the worst.
Even better here. Instead of putting a dildo there, put them naked in the same bed together. They'll really flip out then.
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Old 10-16-2007, 05:49 PM    (permalink
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Even better here. Instead of putting a dildo there, put them naked in the same bed together. They'll really flip out then.
Bahahahahahaha! YES!
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Old 10-16-2007, 05:57 PM    (permalink
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Even better here. Instead of putting a dildo there, put them naked in the same bed together. They'll really flip out then.
Do that and place a dildo there, and smear poop on the tip LOL. Don't forget to kick each one of them in the butt really hard when they are wasted the night before so when they wake up their asses will hurt.
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The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.
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Old 10-16-2007, 06:03 PM    (permalink
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The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok I'd almost rather spank my meat with sandpaper at this point.
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Old 10-16-2007, 06:05 PM    (permalink
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The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.
That sounds like a good way to get the **** kicked outta you.
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Old 10-16-2007, 06:37 PM    (permalink
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The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.
lmfao nice
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hah, yeah sometimes i'm surprised my wife is allowing me to be a father. but, hey, somebody has to teach the little dudes about farm porn.
Hell yeah, what would life be like without Farm porn and Tijuana's horse shows.
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lmao wayne gretzky hahahaha

you could start by saran wrapping there cars, that always works out pretty good

another couple i highly recomend if you wanna kick it up a notch
get them wasted, put some blood colored paint on the corner of their mouth after they pass out. then put some more on a tampon and put that near there bed or wherever they passed out, and maybe even a bloddy condom. after that they will think they ate out a chick with her period

another one called the rockstar

take a piece of paper, pretty small just a tad bigger then an actual guitar pick. place it inbetween there fingers (middle/ring) and light it on fire. when the fire gets up to there knuckles, they will wake up screaming and shaking there hand off, like there playin guitar.
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