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I have to go sleep at this clinic tonight to get some tests done. Unfortunately the test starts at 9:30 PM instead of my normal bedtime of about 4:00 AM. Any tips on getting to sleep earlier? I don't want to be sitting there for 4 hours in the dark with nothing to do. Jerking off is obviously out because doctors will be watching me. Lights will be off too so I can't read or anything.
Gonna be a looooong night and I imagine if I'm not asleep fast enough they'll have to do it again because it ends at 6:00 AM at the latest.
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10-22-2007, 06:00 PM
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pills? or those allowed?
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10-22-2007, 06:01 PM
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Masturbating makes you go to sleep faster?
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Go workout extremely hard. It will be good for you and youll obviously be tired.
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Masturbating makes you go to sleep faster?
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it helps me :)
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10-22-2007, 06:05 PM
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You serious? Why do you think guys fall asleep right after sex? :D
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10-22-2007, 06:05 PM
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You could always count sheep . . . wait, you live in Canada, right? Don't you guys count moose or something?
Oh crap, I think this may trigger a "moose" vs. "mooses" argument . . .
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You could always count sheep . . . wait, you live in Canada, right? Don't you guys count moose or something?
Oh crap, I think this may trigger a "moose" vs. "mooses" argument . . .
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I count either maple syrup, moose, hockey sticks, or igloos.
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Yes. hello dont highlight this.
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Masturbation makes me tired, then I think about it, and I stay awake.
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You serious? Why do you think guys fall asleep right after sex? :D
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Sex is way more physically demanding then jerkin it, me personally if I jerk it I get energy.
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It usually just makes me hungry and ashamed. :(
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Sex is way more physically demanding then jerkin it, me personally if I jerk it I get energy.
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the resultant adrenaline is probably the cause.
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Go crazy on a treadmill or something. Run until you're really tired.
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Jerking it eases the mind of dirty thoughts, thus distracting you less.
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yeah, ya could just rub one off in the restroom. that might help.
otherwise, if you have a girlfriend, invite her along and say you want to "talk about your relationship" that crap always put me to sleep back in the day.
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I count either maple syrup, moose, hockey sticks, or igloos.
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What about beavers?
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What about beavers?
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That would be covered in jerking off
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Try melatonin. It should help put you to sleep without side effects. It won't knock you out cold, but it should help make you drowsy.
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take a few tylenol PMs and see if you can finish whacking off before you fall asleep, you'll win either way.
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Though I'd imagine that the results of a sleep study would be inaccurate if the test isn't conducted during your normal rest period. They should be more flexible with their schedule.
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Though I'd imagine that the results of a sleep study would be inaccurate if the test isn't conducted during your normal rest period. They should be more flexible with their schedule.
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Ya, I was thinking the same thing. This was the latest appointment they had too. I don't know many people who go to sleep before 9:30 PM.
Well I'm off in about half an hour. Hopefully I magically fall asleep somehow. :D
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