Comcast is ******* ********. Every year of college I had some issue with them...and they've got a monopoly going too. Most places a college kid can live won't let you put up a satellite, so it's Comcast or nothing. I don't even want to get started on it....
Although, the rivals in G/S/C can suck a dick. I ******* hate that guy. If I could, I'd pull a Cartman and murder his parents and feed them to him via a chili festival. He stole a pokemon from Prof. Elm...the bastard. Now he's like, "I'm strong. You suck. Blahahahahaha!" and then when you sweep his entire team with a Pidgeotto, he's got such a big of ego to say some bull **** like, "Misty flashed her negative A-cups and distracted me!" **** you dude. So what if her tits are concave? You don't have to make fun of her. She has a freakin' Gyarados phobia. It's like making fun of a mentally handicapped person. You don't brush off your failures on the closest ******. That's all I'm saying!
And don't even get me started on Paul. If only freakin' Ash wasn't completely incompetant. GROW UP ALREADY! DO YOU HAVE A SEVERE HORMONE DEFECIENCY? YOU'VE BEEN 4'8 FOR 15 YEARS! YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME!
Location: Richard Sherman: Trolling uptight white people since 2011
Ash coma theory for all of you who asked:
I have a theory.
The accident with the bike? It put Ash in a coma. three days later he was found and pumped full of painkillers. This is why team rocket became less menacing. The drugs kicked in and stabilized his coma dreams, instead of being terrifying, they became idyllic, and he's able to live out his pokemon master fantasies.
It's also the reason that every time he enters a new region, virtually no one has heard of him, despite his conquests, and why givoanni leads team rocket. Ash has daddy issues, so he put his dad atop the evil corporation, and he just can't picture himself as famous, so he essentially adopts a new identity every few months.
It also explains a few other things, such as how a child can go off on his own in a world full of dangerous untamed animals, and why every pokecenter has the same exact nurse.
Brock is ash's repressed sexuality, he fell into the coma a virgin, and needed an outlet for it. since he can never experience it, brock must never succeed.
To further expand on this, one will note how misty, a tomboy, is another aspect of Ash's personality, his feminine side. the feminine side would obviously be upset at the womanizing side, which would keep a normal human being from acting like brock. This is why she constantly batters him.
I can explain the purpose of any character to ash's mindset within the coma to make it make sense.
It's the same thing as his community. Never experienced anything else, and couldn't at this point. He's only able to imagine landmasses besides his own because he used to dream about going to them and winning tournaments there. Also the reason Joys and Jennys are everywhere - those were just two figures he looked up to in his hometown so he projected them everywhere.
Team rocket is aspects of ash's personality that he has deemed "bad" james implied homosexuality, and jesse's vanity. You'll remember that meowth has the potential for rehabilitation, and doesn't want to be evil, so yet again this fits in with the confli\cting personalities theory.
Their methods of capture become more and more ludicrous ( and physically impossible) because ash is just a kid dreaming these things up.
The worldwide socalism can be explained if you once again realize that this is a dream world, he thought up a safe system of government that would run smoothly and keep the world going, allowing his adventures to work like they do.
and another thing.
Pikachu obviously represents ash's Humanity, hence the episodes where they get separated, and ash wants desparately to find him, but for some reason cannot. Even team rocket is willing to set aside any differences to work together and find pikachu. They want to steal pikachu ( ash's humanity) and hand it over to his father. They will always be opposed because ash does not want to become anything like his father and no resolution can ever permanantly be reached. however he will temporarily reconcile with those aspects of himself in order to save his humanity from just becoming flat out LOST.
Max came with may, she played the ID with great aspirations, and he played the sensible Ego that "Session". They worked for a little while but ash, being a teenager eventually his sexuality had to come back into play. he kept reinventing himself and eventually Wrote new aspects, but his mind slowly brought back the old ones as a crutch to make the transition easier.
Also, why the elite four?
Why not one elite unbeatable trainer?
Because no person has one single psychological roadblock, and toppling all of them in one go would rend one's minds into shreds. I would assume that if he were ever to beat all four the coma would reverse itself.
Location: Crushed Anthony Thomas hopes and broken Mark Herlizch dreams...
Originally Posted by scottyboy
if it's any consolation goosey (that's my new cute nickname for you): if I've come to the terms my QB looks like he's got Downs Syndrome, you can come to terms that yours is a rapist
Goosey, lol, fine by me. :D
And yeah, it's kind of hard to see Ben and ignore the fact that he's a supposed rapist.
This is kind of a magical power I have though, my favorite players turn to rapists. Happened with a local soccer player first, then with Kobe, and then with Ben. And they were my favorite players in that order too.