Funny Pictures Thread

[Bengals78]

high life is not hipster.

[TitanHope]

I went into a XXX store on a lone wolf road trip back when I was a wee lad (so about 9 months ago). It was a straight through the night type of deal, which was great for me since I'm a night owl. No traffic. No sun in my eyes. Just me, my inline-6, and teh open roadz. Anyway, I was totally taking my Adderall to help me stay alert. Now, I never try to take my ADD meds before I go into stores like Walmart or a grocery store, because I'll stand in front of one item for 15 minutes trying to determine whether to buy it or not. It'll take me half an hour to run an errand for one thing. So I ended up taking it and then I went, "Hmmm, I wonder what it's like inside one of those things." So I stop and walk in.

Ended up staying there for two ******* hours. Just hangin' out and talking with the clerk. I quizzed the hell out of him. "It really slow working here?" "Yeah..." "I bet a lot of real creepers come in and out of this place, huh?" "Yeah..." "You ever get bored?" "Sometimes..." Pretty much that and him telling me to, "Hey, put that down. That's Playgirl."

Ah, the joys of growing up...

[TitanHope]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

I thought your Philippian.

Yes I know where Philippians are, just bad Asian joke. Since Asians are really only refereed to as the Oriental kind. Leaving out Phillippians, middle eastern(they are considered Caucasian), Indians, part of Russia.

Paul's a...bible verse?

[scottyboy]

why is PBR hipster? i love it, it's my favorite "I'm a broke college kid" beer.

[Scotty D]

Originally Posted by scottyboy

why is PBR hipster? i love it, it's my favorite "I'm a broke college kid" beer.

This. Kegs of PBR for parties is awesome.

[Paul]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

I thought your Philippian.

Yes I know where Philippians are, just bad Asian joke. Since Asians are really only refereed to as the Oriental kind. Leaving out Phillippians, middle eastern(they are considered Caucasian), Indians, part of Russia.

We actually do include Phillipinos in our group. Indians, not so much. But I do get phillipino a lot since my eyes and some of my features are not that chinky.

[njx9]

Originally Posted by TitanHope

Ended up staying there for two ******* hours. Just hangin' out and talking with the clerk. I quizzed the hell out of him. "It really slow working here?" "Yeah..." "I bet a lot of real creepers come in and out of this place, huh?" "Yeah..."

you know what he was thinking though, right?

Originally Posted by scottyboy

why is PBR hipster? i love it, it's my favorite "I'm a broke college kid" beer.

because it's cheap and 'ironic'.

[BeerBaron]

Originally Posted by scottyboy

why is PBR hipster? i love it, it's my favorite "I'm a broke college kid" beer.

Milwaukee's Beast. Learn to love it. Best "cheap" beer ever made. PBR....neaux.

[TitanHope]

Originally Posted by njx9

you know what he was thinking though, right?

That's just sick, njx. How dare you take my story about wandering around a porn shop and twist it into something dirty...

[brat316]

Originally Posted by scottyboy

why is PBR hipster? i love it, it's my favorite "I'm a broke college kid" beer.

I don't drink. But I have tried it once, and my freshman year the college beer of choice everywhere i went was Natty Light.

[The Unseen]

I qualify for none of the things on the bingo.

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

Best "cheap" beer ever made.

Rating cheap beer is like rating the best piss you ever drank. I don't care if you are Bear Grylls, that's still piss you just drank.

[BeerBaron]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Rating cheap beer is like rating the best piss you ever drank. I don't care if you are Bear Grylls, that's still piss you just drank.

If you have $7.00 (at least $2.00 is laundry quarters) and you're standing in the 6-pack shop (yes, I know Pennsylvania is stupid and backwards,) which piss do you choose? So see, you can rate them.

[CJSchneider]

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

If you have $7.00 (at least $2.00 is laundry quarters) and you're standing in the 6-pack shop (yes, I know Pennsylvania is stupid and backwards,) which piss do you choose? So see, you can rate them.

I'm just sayin' that would be were having that Montgomery/ GI College Bill would come in handy. At least it was for me.

[Don Vito]

Walt Kowlaski drinks PBR and he is the farthest you can get from hipster.



I would try to provide more examples, but if your one example is Walt Kowalski in any argument than that is all you need. BTW Pabst is ******* awesome.

[BeerBaron]

He's an old man. His sense of taste left him long ago....I'd drink the cheapest beer I could get since it wouldn't matter what it tastes like anymore.

[Don Vito]

All I know is that Gran Torino was the best possible ad campaign PBR could have ever came up with.

[RufusMcDaniel]

[The Unseen]

you people and your lack of understanding of conditional statements.

1) If you are hipster, then you (are likely to) drink PBR.

The converse is not the case. In other words, it isn't necessarily true that if you drink PBR, you are hipster. 1) isn't a biconditional, it just goes one way.

So Walt is fine, all of you who drink PBR are fine. It's a one way street.

[Don Vito]

[Scotty D]

[Rosebud]

Originally Posted by Scotty D

This. Kegs of PBR for parties is awesome.

Now I love PBR, if I'm going to drink cheap ****** bear, it is my choice, but PBR's pretty hipster, even here in Chicago where everyone drinks PBR, it's still the beer that all hipsters drink, which taints an otherwise fully manly and non-hipster beer that is actually predominantly drank by people who are not hipsters.

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

I don't drink. But I have tried it once, and my freshman year the college beer of choice everywhere i went was Natty Light.

You poor poor bastard.

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

Milwaukee's Beast. Learn to love it. Best "cheap" beer ever made. PBR....neaux.

Beast is disgusting, PBR is at least just not good, and unlike Beast PBR has the magically quality of never tasting any worse than it already does, you can drink it cold, warm, flat or still carbonated, equally not that disgusting.

[BlindSite]

shut the **** up about hipsters and post pics

[Addict]

Originally Posted by BlindSite

shut the **** up about hipsters and post pics