Forget the suspicious quotation marks, wtf is up with it saying "employee". Is there only one person who works there?
Perhaps the sink is too small to accomodate more than one person at a time. Or maybe only one employee is allowed to take a restroom break at any given time. Then again, it could simply that the sign was made in China.
alt="my friend Dr. Priya says that "the amount of awareness required to perform the tap (and know what you're looking for) would likely mobilize the inhibition pathways sufficiently to prevent a successful result", so you actually need a friend to tap your face. THIS FINAL TITLE TEXT SENTENCE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK / ON ACCOUNT OF HOW YOU ARE CURRENTLY ASKING THE PERSON BESIDE YOU TO TAP YOUR FACE"
<DG> how metal unseen
<TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that
Randomly came across that, and no joke, I'm crying from laughing so hard. No clue why. Probably from a mix of seeing a "who lives in a pinneapple under the sea" facebook status and the nazi halloween idea. Then that was just perfect.