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12-22-2010, 11:24 AM
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Lynzee is a dumb *****. I hope she enjoys serving me a chicken sandwich the next time I go to Applebee's.
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She just looks like the type to be a career waitress, even outside of the retardation put forth in the article.
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12-22-2010, 11:31 AM
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I see more errors than what's pointed out. Also, I bet she works at a strip club.
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12-22-2010, 11:35 AM
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I posted this in the other thread, but I thought Id share my creation here.
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Tears for Fears is better than whatever it is you happen to be thinking about right now.
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12-22-2010, 11:50 AM
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(Damn funny image sites that don't allowing direct links.....you made me do 30 seconds more work to get the image!)
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I would agree 100% had this:
"When your husband gets home from work you can go out to eat with all the money he makes and also pay all the bills."
read like this:
"When your husband gets home from work you can pleasure him in a manner of his choosing, then go out to eat with all the money he makes and also pay all the bills."
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The fact that her parents named her 'Lynzee' is the saddest part of that article.
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12-22-2010, 12:06 PM
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The fact that her parents named her 'Lynzee' is the saddest part of that article.
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Maybe they could tell before she was born that her only real chance would be the pole.
*note - that looks like a fake article, btw.
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That was awesome.
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12-22-2010, 01:01 PM
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Maybe they could tell before she was born that her only real chance would be the pole.
*note - that looks like a fake article, btw.
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I had a class my senior year of high school where we could write articles and our teacher would put them in the student work section of our local paper......that looks like about half the submissions. So I wouldn't be surprised to learn that it's real.
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i've totally microwaved a non-microwave pizza before. wasn't actually terrible.
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12-22-2010, 06:58 PM
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Hahahaha those are both great.
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12-22-2010, 07:09 PM
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I altered the first one to represent the most awesome phone conversation I've ever had:

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12-23-2010, 08:42 AM
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I thought that NFL T'was the Night Before was kinda weak. Lots of "_____ was winning _____" could have used better verbs and wrote it better.
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12-23-2010, 09:39 AM
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I see more errors than what's pointed out. Also, I bet she works at a strip club.
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I have serious doubts about whether or not an editor would completely miss all of these mistakes.
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I have serious doubts about whether or not an editor would completely miss all of these mistakes.
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if it's a high school newspaper, i think you overestimate the editorial skills of the average high school senior.
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Didn't see the thing at the bottom til just now, haha. Here's the bonus panel:

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this meme has so much potential, but no one makes any good ones.
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hahahahahahaha oh my god, SWDC, go to town with this meme, please
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Someone really needs to direct NotRickJames here so he can scold us on how it is too soon to make fun of Anne Frank
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