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03-26-2012, 12:38 PM
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This is extremely true.
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03-26-2012, 12:42 PM
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This is extremely true.
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I tell myself everyday im gonna change and clean my room but nothing ever changes.
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03-26-2012, 12:46 PM
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I tell myself everyday im gonna change and clean my room but nothing ever changes.
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Get a gf. Our apartment cleans itself every day. It's magic!
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F the 2013 draft, I just want this guy:
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I won't lie, I have always had a secret desire to bang a midget.
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03-26-2012, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Razor
Get a gf. Our apartment cleans itself every day. It's magic!
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but do you have to walk and feed it?
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03-26-2012, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Razor
Get a gf. Our apartment cleans itself every day. It's magic!
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He's 16.
They dont do that yet
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03-26-2012, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Bengals78
He's 16.
They dont do that yet
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yeah this.
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03-26-2012, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bengals78
He's 16.
They dont do that yet
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**** you. I'm probably older than most of you youngens. Scotty, she walks herself and feeds both of us. Well sometimes, I do most of the cooking around here.. Mostly so I can use up all my chiles before they go bad.
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F the 2013 draft, I just want this guy:
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Originally Posted by CJSchneider
I won't lie, I have always had a secret desire to bang a midget.
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03-26-2012, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperPacker
yeah this.
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Find a cougar.
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03-26-2012, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Razor
**** you. I'm probably older than most of you youngens. Scotty, she walks herself and feeds both of us. Well sometimes, I do most of the cooking around here.. Mostly so I can use up all my chiles before they go bad.
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How is that a **** you post?
He is 16. I doubt at 16 his gf cleans for him.
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03-26-2012, 12:58 PM
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Find a cougar.
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hahahaha! that would be soooo wrong!
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03-26-2012, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Bengals78
How is that a **** you post?
He is 16. I doubt at 16 his gf cleans for him.
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lol I completely read that the wrong way. My apologies, good sir. If he's 16 it's allowed to have a filthy room. More soft spots to masturbate in...
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F the 2013 draft, I just want this guy:
Quote:
Originally Posted by CJSchneider
I won't lie, I have always had a secret desire to bang a midget.
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03-26-2012, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Bengals78
How is that a **** you post?
He is 16. I doubt at 16 his gf cleans for him.
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Unfortunately not :(
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03-26-2012, 12:59 PM
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hahahaha! that would be soooo wrong!
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There is nothing wrong with it.
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03-26-2012, 01:00 PM
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Unfortunately not :(
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it didnt really happen for me until college.
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03-26-2012, 01:01 PM
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There is nothing wrong with it.
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Second this. Cougars are the titties!
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03-26-2012, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway
Second this. Cougars are the titties!
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I must third this... Its an experience. Especially if they have that British accent!
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03-26-2012, 01:06 PM
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How old are we talking here?
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03-26-2012, 01:09 PM
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How old are we talking here?
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Boobs-to-the-knees old.
So CJs age.
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03-26-2012, 01:09 PM
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40+ i would say, hell 35+
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03-26-2012, 01:11 PM
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That is so wrong i cant even begin to describe!
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03-26-2012, 01:11 PM
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40+ i would say, hell 35+
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Yeah no... um at 16 the oldest I would go would be 30.
**** at 23 the oldest I would go (unless she looked incredible) would be 35ish
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03-26-2012, 01:12 PM
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Cougars not milfs.
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03-26-2012, 01:14 PM
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It's how old they look that matters, not how old they are.
I used to work with this lady who was 41. She looked it a little in the face...with good makeup she'd look about 35 or so. But below the neck...god damn did she look 25. It was damn impressive. Enough to make me considering going after it...
But she talked too damn much. Way too damn much. About **** I could not care less about. I know what you're probably thinking, "BeerBaron, all women talk too much about **** you don't care about," which is true, but she took this concept to the extreme. Take a normal woman and quadruple how much she talks and quintuple how little of a **** you give.
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03-26-2012, 01:14 PM
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Cougars not milfs.
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I guess... but at his age MILF makes more sense.
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03-26-2012, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ImBrotherCain
I guess... but at his age MILF makes more sense.
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this is true.
but people take it to a whole new level:
DILF
BILF
SILF
SMILF
SDILF
GILF
TILF
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