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04-17-2012, 07:53 AM
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My favorite Simpsons episode was "Lisa's Rival," due to the subplot, where Homer found a bunch of sugar. I can't find the video clip on youtube, but it led up to this quote:
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I love the sugar plot:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1198892/guarding_sugar/
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I won't lie, I have always had a secret desire to bang a midget.
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Between your eye, and your thumb, I'm beginning to think you are an extremely accident prone individual.
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That is two instances in my entire life where I've needed stitches, and I've never broken a bone (that I went to get checked out, pretty sure I broke my pinky finger playing football, but didn't care enough to check it out. Considering what I've done and my line of work, I'd say its quite the opposite.
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04-17-2012, 08:20 AM
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When I was young, I almost ripped my eyelid off on a clotheshanger, It was only dangling by the littlest bit. Luckily I still have it, and even more luckily, I didn't damage my eye at all. But I hooked myself high enough on my eyelid that my scar isn't even able to be sen when my eyes are open.
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i swear to god if you ever type those words in that order again i will kill you. my eye is going to spasm painfully the rest of the day. the only conceivable way it could've been worse is if you'd dislocated your knee or ruptured your achilles or something at the same time.
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04-17-2012, 08:35 AM
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i swear to god if you ever type those words in that order again i will kill you. my eye is going to spasm painfully the rest of the day. the only conceivable way it could've been worse is if you'd dislocated your knee or ruptured your achilles or something at the same time.
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I could quote him and then talk about the time I dislocated my knee right under it if that would satisfy you. Or about my surgery where I had a metal rod attached to my femur if you'd prefer that.
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That is two instances in my entire life where I've needed stitches, and I've never broken a bone (that I went to get checked out, pretty sure I broke my pinky finger playing football, but didn't care enough to check it out. Considering what I've done and my line of work, I'd say its quite the opposite.
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i swear to god if you ever type those words in that order again i will kill you. my eye is going to spasm painfully the rest of the day. the only conceivable way it could've been worse is if you'd dislocated your knee or ruptured your achilles or something at the same time.
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I could quote him and then talk about the time I dislocated my knee right under it if that would satisfy you. Or about my surgery where I had a metal rod attached to my femur if you'd prefer that.
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Or the time I ruptured my hip flexor in a dead sprint, snapping it like a rubber band out of the freezer, and broke my hip in the process. My hip flexor is now somewhere halfway down my groin.
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04-17-2012, 08:50 AM
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That is great.
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04-17-2012, 10:50 AM
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For breakfast this morning...
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04-17-2012, 11:24 AM
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This sums up most atheists
cool story, bro.
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I will provide sleeping bags and two air mattresses. You will provide pizza and other delicious flavors for my mouthhole.
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Reason: removed, per rules and assumed angry debate to follow.
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04-17-2012, 11:27 AM
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No, not most. In the same way I don't lump all religious people together, you shouldn't lump together atheists.
I just say "bless you" when someone sneezes, because that is what you do when someone sneezes. Religious connotations be damned.
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I have been fairly adamant about the removal of certain images here in the past. I only feel that I would be hypocritical if I didn't politely ask you to remove that one as well.
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04-17-2012, 11:30 AM
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Eh I have a better time accepting someone's beliefs when they base them on their own faith than when they try to just flat out say that they objectively know something for a fact when in reality they don't have a ******* clue but thats just me.
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fwiw, i remove any image i tend to think will cause... acrimonious political/religious discussion. if there are things that appear that seriously offend you that don't get removed, report them.
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Sowy guys........:(
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I will provide sleeping bags and two air mattresses. You will provide pizza and other delicious flavors for my mouthhole.
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Sowy guys........:(
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You are forgiven.
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Yeah man, quit rustlin jimmies.
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fwiw, i remove any image i tend to think will cause... acrimonious political/religious discussion. if there are things that appear that seriously offend you that don't get removed, report them.
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This very post seriously offends me bro.
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This very post seriously offends me bro.
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YOU WILL LEARN TO LIKE IT. sadkfhsdjklfhl
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All politics should be explained via Pokemon. It would still be better than Fox News at least.
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