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Do You Have a Plan?
OK, here's the situation: the world's being overrun by zombies. There's been an outbreak in your town, and it's not uncommon to look out your window and see a zombie chasing another person or animal.
What do you do? Where will you go? What supplies/transportation/weapons will you find/use?
I'll give my answer in a little while.
(really bored tonight and just read about the planned "World War Z" movie coming out in '08...)
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07-01-2007, 10:04 PM
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I put on "Don't stop Me Now" by queen, get out some pool sticks, and start beating the Zombies down like hell.
Some people will get this, some won't....most won't.
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07-01-2007, 10:04 PM
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I'd hold up camp at the Winchester.
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07-01-2007, 10:04 PM
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I put on "Don't stop Me Now" by queen, get out some pool sticks, and start beating the Zombies down like hell.
Some people will get this, some won't....most won't.
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dammit...you beat me to making a joke about the same movie...ugh.
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07-01-2007, 10:06 PM
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"A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing!"
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07-01-2007, 10:06 PM
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lol...I saw that movie...
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07-01-2007, 10:07 PM
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Yes. Yes I do. First things first, I would drive to a local airport and steal a Helicopter. That way I can have something that will not only allow me to fly wherever I want, but more importantly land wherever I need too. Obviously, after that I would need to acquire weapons in case of a zombie encounter. After that, theres really nothing else to do but try to survive. Go around getting food, ect.
If I was in the government, I would try to have something built in the sea. Easier to combat zombies in the sea, and in most movies and other media with zombies in it, zombies don't swim.
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07-01-2007, 10:09 PM
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i'd try to become their leader, odds are it would fail and i'd die.
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07-01-2007, 10:09 PM
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IM going to the Walmart down the street, I will lock the doors and see how long I can last on whats there.
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07-01-2007, 10:10 PM
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I had a dream like this yesterday...but, they were zombies because, little slug aliens were in their brains...it was an awesome dream...it was like a blockbuster movie. Who was the star??? This guy right here. :)
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07-01-2007, 10:13 PM
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My friends and I have talked about this topic a few times while we shared an herbal treat, I believe this topic has also been brought up in mIRC before.
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07-01-2007, 10:21 PM
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Lmao it's funny that two people new exactly what I was talking about haha.
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07-01-2007, 10:22 PM
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Yes, I will admit that control of the sea would be very important, BUT DOGS CAN LOOK UP.
Anyway, here's my plan:
1. Get my cellphone, take a big knife from the kitchen, grab some fuel tank things and the ax from my garage, get in my minivan, head to a gas station, and fill the car and the tanks up.
2. Rush back home, get my parents in the car and drive to a gun-store in rural Pennsylvania. If the owner is still there, I'll have to bribe him to let me use some of his rifles and ammo. If he's not, free guns and ammo for everybody!
3. With the guns/ammo in tow, I check my phone to see if there's service. If there is, as there likely would be for at least a few more days, I call up my friends *in the order that I would want to team up with them*.
4. As I drive to them to regroup, I keep my eyes peeled for any gas stations. If I find one, I re-up on gas.
5. With my parents and my friend + whomever's with him, we find a place to build a stronghold, preferably a walmart with food and ammo, and make camp.
6. While there we formulate an escape plan in the event we are overrun by zombies. In that event, we will drive in whatever direction appears clear.
7. At some point, we will use a radio to discover if the government is going to do anything about the problem. If there's a secured area, we make that our destination (got this from 28 days later). We round up however much ammo/food/water we can fit into our car(s).
8. We will always be on the look out for gas stations and/or car dealerships: more/better cars can only help our effort.
9. We never stop moving.
10. Once we reach the secure area, we wait it out.
After that, I have no plan...
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Lmao it's funny that two people new exactly what I was talking about haha.
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I got it. Great movie :p
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07-01-2007, 10:36 PM
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I call up my friends *in the order that I would want to team up with them*
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Very nice :)
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07-01-2007, 10:37 PM
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Get bitten
Being a zombie would kick ass
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07-01-2007, 10:46 PM
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now are the zombies taking over the world or just your specific town? If it is the world I whip this baby out
and show them whos boss and eventually die w/ honor
If it is my town I need to decide if it is a winable situation, I saw a video from Army Ranger training school on youtube and the instructor said this "If I have a knife and he has a knife, I am not gonna let him know I have a knife, if he has a knife and I dont have a knife I am just gonna leave". I thought of that and I will need to decide if it is a winnable situation or not. I would call elite friends of mine, it is darwinism in a situation like this only the strong survive. I jack me neighboors hummer(he is a small dude, my one friend can kick his ass, leave him for the zombies since it is darwinism ya know) this gives us a SVU that can kill zombies, and transport cargo and people. I go to my local Wal Mart, gather up all the food, guns and so on needed to kill the zombies. I gather up all the cats I can find(I am a dog person so I cant kill puppies) and put them in a small area, thus atracting the zombies. W/ Car batteries and supplies from target I also made a couple of home made explosives I buried in the ground. I set them off and have my friends snipe all the zombies possible w/ our supplies from WalMart. Hopfully that is enough zombies so there may just be a couple of stragglers that we can ride around in our hummer and kill them.
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07-01-2007, 10:46 PM
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Very nice :)
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If I could choose anyone, my order of preference would be:
1. Max Brooks | the guy who wrote the zombie survival book, pretty self-explanatory
2. Bear Grylls | he knows how to survive, which is kinda the #1 objective
23045498532. Paris Hilton | constant complaints/bitchiness, and if cannibalism were to set in, she'd be useless nutritionally
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now are the zombies taking over the world or just your specific town?
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Both. It's just reaching your specific town.
If I knew death was imminent, I'd put the bushido code into motion and go seppuku with whatever weapon I was using. Gun would be preferable, sword painful, and if I was holding a baseball bat, I'd say "f*** the code!" and go out swinging.
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I'd join them...resistance is futile.
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If zombies come to earth I'd go all saddam hussein on them... and by that I mean hide in a hole and let me beard grow
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i'd just turn off RE4 if i die...
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Probaly steal a cargo plane, fill it with ammo/guns/food/fuel/bottled water. Quickly pick up Jessica Biel/Simpson/Alba. Head to a nice Carribian island and start a nudist organization.
But thats just me.
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07-01-2007, 11:53 PM
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Probaly steal a cargo plane, fill it with ammo/guns/food/fuel/bottled water. Quickly pick up Jessica Biel/Simpson/Alba. Head to a nice Carribian island and start a nudist organization.
But thats just me.
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Nudist organization? nah, you just have to start the re-population of earth.
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Quote:
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Probaly steal a cargo plane, fill it with ammo/guns/food/fuel/bottled water. Quickly pick up Jessica Biel/Simpson/Alba. Head to a nice Carribian island and start a nudist organization.
But thats just me.
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