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Old 07-08-2007, 10:50 PM    (permalink
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my cat survived a week in my brothers underwear drawer without food or water.

She has a tendency to escape in the middle of winter and it was a blessing to find her in my brothers drawer, although I had no idea as to how she survived. I have drawn many hypotheses as to her survival but not yet came up with a theory.
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my cat survived a week in my brothers underwear drawer without food or water.

She has a tendency to escape in the middle of winter and it was a blessing to find her in my brothers drawer, although I had no idea as to how she survived. I have drawn many hypotheses as to her survival but not yet came up with a theory.
why would u go throught ur brothers drawer? was it where he hides the porno?
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Old 07-08-2007, 10:53 PM    (permalink
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why would u go throught ur brothers drawer? was it where he hides the porno?
he was ten at the time and i was exhausting all possible options as to where my ****** cat was
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Maybe the cat was the porn.
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:44 PM    (permalink
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i watched on the news this mornin that somebody dressed up as a tree and robbed a bank
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i watched on the news this mornin that somebody dressed up as a tree and robbed a bank


In related news, police have arrested The Stanford Tree in relation to the robbery.
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In related news, police have arrested The Stanford Tree in relation to the robbery.
i have to say... sad thing to see....;)... he is however my favorite mascot of all time... gotta love him
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TOKYO (AP) -- Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.
Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men's rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.
Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read "Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment," and "One per person," according to reports.
Officials are baffled over the identity of the benefactor or any motives, the reports said. Packages turned over to police were to be kept for some time in case someone claimed them.

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TOKYO (AP) -- Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.
Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men's rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.
Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read "Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment," and "One per person," according to reports.
Officials are baffled over the identity of the benefactor or any motives, the reports said. Packages turned over to police were to be kept for some time in case someone claimed them.

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who would pick them up?
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January 18, 2007 -- If you can't bear New York City tap and Evian leaves you flat, now there's designer bottled water for connoisseurs - for a mere $55 a bottle.

Bling H2O, from English Mountain Spring in Tennessee, boasts that jaw-dropping price for 3.4 liters of goodness contained in a corked, glazed bottle decorated with Swarovski crystals, the Journal News in Westchester County reported.
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someone took a pic before they called the police? rofl

It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.
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It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.
That is terrible. Why wouldnt you call the police? I feel bad for the guy's family
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Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
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I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......
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Not too bad.
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one of his forearms must be huge and the other tiny
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With that story from KILLERSANTA I think this thread should be titled Beat Off instead of Off Beat
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HINESVILLE, Ga. - A robbery suspect was rescued by officers after his intended victims disarmed him, beat him with a metal broomstick and were about to whack him with a shovel, authorities said.

Police officers who were summoned to the home late Tuesday said they found the suspect, identified as Darrel Rolle, 27, lying on the living-room floor as Wu Ni's family held him down.

"He was so exhausted, we had to help him walk to the patrol car," Sheriff's Deputy Brian Barnes said.


Ni, a restaurant cook, told officers that he, his wife, his parents and other family members were returning to the home when he was confronted in the master bedroom by a man pointing a gun and shouting, "Give me the money!"

Ni said the man forced him to his knees and was taking cash from another family member when Ni grabbed his arm and took the gun away.

But that was just the start of the melee. According to the police report, Ni's parents and a cousin jumped on Rolle, and the combatants moved to the living room, where Ni's wife, Rong Lin, pummeled Rolle with a metal broomstick.

When the broomstick bent, Rong Lin got a shovel from the back yard, but Barnes and a second officer arrived before Rolle could get hit with the shovel, authorities said.

"When we walked into the living room, the family let Rolle go," Barnes said. "We were able to cuff him without incident."

The gun turned out to be a pellet gun, police said.

Scratches, cuts, bites
Rolle was treated at a hospital for scratches and a bite on his ear and then taken to jail. He was charged with armed robbery, burglary and battery. Wu Ni was treated at the scene for cuts and a bite on his arm.

Hinesville police could not say Thursday whether Rolle had an attorney.
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Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
.................................................

I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......
that is horrible. To quote Little Miss Sunshine, He mustve had second degree burns on his johnson.
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It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
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I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......

i really dont think thats a great accomplishment... haha kinda sad
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