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Three Wolf Moon
Have you ordered yours yet? It makes you infinite times cooler.
http://blog.seattlepi.com/amazon/arc...rom=blog_last3
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-.../dp/B000NZW3IY
You should read some of the other reviews.
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05-27-2009, 06:08 PM
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Charlie Day...?
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05-27-2009, 06:11 PM
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"Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."
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05-27-2009, 06:11 PM
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My neighbor used to have one of those in the nineties.
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05-27-2009, 06:14 PM
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this shirt cured my AIDS.
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05-27-2009, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Addict
this shirt cured my AIDS.
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I heard SARF tried on one of these and was instantly cured of his SARF Flu.
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05-27-2009, 06:23 PM
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I heard SARF tried on one of these and was instantly cured of his SARF Flu.
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I still wear this shirt every weekend. I call it my ***** magnet.
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05-27-2009, 06:25 PM
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I heard SARF tried on one of these and was instantly cured of his SARF Flu.
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it is true. i was on my death bed, |--| this close do dying. and some doctors slipped that puppy on me and i was alive in the morning, feeling fresh as a ******* daisy. then i banged 14 chicks that day.
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05-27-2009, 06:27 PM
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it is true. i was on my death bed, |--| this close do dying. and some doctors slipped that puppy on me and i was alive in the morning, feeling fresh as a ******* daisy. then i banged 14 chicks that day.
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In a row or at the same time...
also every time I wear this shirt Natalie Portman comes to my room and begs me to mount her.
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05-27-2009, 06:53 PM
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I'm really debating on getting one.
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05-27-2009, 07:00 PM
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Wolf Shirts in general are the best. My friend linked me to those posts, they are pretty awesome. It is about time people caught up on the powers that these shirts posses. I realized they had magical properties about a year ago.
I own this one:
I leave people speechless every time I wear it. It goes sweet with a visor.
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05-27-2009, 07:18 PM
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I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.
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hahahahahahaha
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JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.
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05-27-2009, 07:42 PM
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I actually think Hitler lost World War II because he said, he doesnt need to wear his wolf shirt anymore. stupid hitler
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05-27-2009, 07:49 PM
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that is a new one. here is the orginal:
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
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05-27-2009, 07:57 PM
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Lol there was actually a bit on World News Tonight about the new "fad" of the three wolf moon shirts.
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05-27-2009, 07:59 PM
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Sales have risen 99% apparently. My buddy's been wearing one since he found it at the Salvation Army last summer
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05-27-2009, 08:18 PM
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Wolf shirts do not get you as much total ***** as Dragon shirts do.
If you want to guarantee a high volume of vagina for an elongated period of time, throw on an unbuttoned-button up shirt with flames on it over your Dragon shirt.
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05-27-2009, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lions WMD
Wolf shirts do not get you as much total ***** as Dragon shirts do.
If you want to guarantee a high volume of vagina for an elongated period of time, throw on an unbuttoned-button up shirt with flames on it over your Dragon shirt.
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Have on a wolf jacket and wear it open with a shirt sporting a dragon spitting flames. You'd be knee-deep in that pooty-tang.
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Have on a wolf jacket and wear it open with a shirt sporting a dragon spitting flames. You'd be knee-deep in that pooty-tang.
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Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about because it's called poon tang. Pooty Tang is a movie. Have you ever even worn a dragon shirt?
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05-28-2009, 12:45 AM
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Does this shirt come with a six pack of Blue Ribbon and a mullet wig to complete the costume?
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05-28-2009, 01:27 AM
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Quote:
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Wolf shirts do not get you as much total ***** as Dragon shirts do.
If you want to guarantee a high volume of vagina for an elongated period of time, throw on an unbuttoned-button up shirt with flames on it over your Dragon shirt.
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Yeah...but at night your just some dude wearing a shirt.
But the Wolf shirt, the moon glows....and the chicks be like, "hey, why you got a glowing moon", they come over and see its a moon and WOLFS. Bam they are yours to take home now.
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05-28-2009, 03:23 AM
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Yeah...but at night your just some dude wearing a shirt.
But the Wolf shirt, the moon glows....and the chicks be like, "hey, why you got a glowing moon", they come over and see its a moon and WOLFS. Bam they are yours to take home now.
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the flames are actually like a fire on a dragon shirt
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05-28-2009, 09:31 AM
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That's almost as cool as the kids I used to see rocking the bright colored Dragon Ball Z button down shirts
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I might have to wear that when i'm driving the choppa!
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