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Old 09-09-2007, 01:29 AM    (permalink
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This is to damn funny.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64492

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Man Embarassed by ***** Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his ***** size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Manfred, 26, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling...

....Manfred feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:30 AM    (permalink
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I've always wanted a brother...
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Gives new meaning to the term "big brother"
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Old 09-09-2007, 05:09 AM    (permalink
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what i want to know is, why would he know his brother has a bigger *****? do they compare them or something? ***
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Old 09-09-2007, 07:22 AM    (permalink
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what i want to know is, why would he know his brother has a bigger *****? do they compare them or something? ***
His brothers girlfriend used to turn off the lights when it came to giving...
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Old 09-09-2007, 07:30 AM    (permalink
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Wow this is very wierd...I just hope my brother wouldn't ask me to do this, his wife equals Bonk....
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Old 09-09-2007, 05:01 PM    (permalink
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Those wacky Germans............
Can't trust-em... they're like mole people but worse. Plus they're not packin' much and they're nuts.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:24 PM    (permalink
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I wanna know how the girl reacted when she turned on the light after all that time. What the hell, lol?
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:26 PM    (permalink
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I wanna know how the girl reacted when she turned on the light after all that time. What the hell, lol?
oh Helmund, oh Helmund oh... *turns lights on* HEINRICH?!
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:30 PM    (permalink
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oh Helmund, oh Helmund oh... *turns lights on* HEINRICH?!
Heinrich: Wow, I must have had too many Heinekin's.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:37 PM    (permalink
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Heinrich: Wow, I must have had too many Warsteiners.
fixed it for you (heineken is dutch, warsteiner is german)
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fixed it for you (heineken is dutch, warsteiner is german)
Good call sir . . . the name Heinrich led me to Heineken . . . so much for that, lol
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Old 09-09-2007, 11:35 PM    (permalink
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Now, I am about to tell u something my human biology teacher told me gentleman. It is not about the size, it is about the width. I will go in deeper detail if u so please. Its also about passion and maturity, not tits and ass and butthole pleasure. Not about rusty trombone.
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Now, I am about to tell u something my human biology teacher told me gentleman. It is not about the size, it is about the width. I will go in deeper detail if u so please. Its also about passion and maturity, not tits and ass and butthole pleasure. Not about rusty trombone.
As far as I know, width is included in 'size'..
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As far as I know, width is included in 'size'..
It was its not about the length, but the width of the *****. But why couldn't this guy consult Bob and get a little respect from the neighborhood.
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Now, I am about to tell u something my human biology teacher told me gentleman. It is not about the size, it is about the width. I will go in deeper detail if u so please. Its also about passion and maturity, not tits and ass and butthole pleasure. Not about rusty trombone.
dude, it's all very simple: you get a boner, slap her titties around, stick it inside her and pee and.... Well if you don't wanna get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg.
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It was its not about the length, but the width of the *****. But why couldn't this guy consult Bob and get a little respect from the neighborhood.
Funny stuff those commercials are the wierdest thing i've ever seen...i see that smile staring back at me in dreams...no Bob no.......
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