Official Homer Thread - Page 2

Turtlepower · 10-11-2007, 12:18 AM

First, that last post made my computer crash...

Second, I think we should name this the: Let's bash the cowboys thread. =D

eaglesfan_45 · 10-11-2007, 01:11 AM

M.O.T.H I think it is funny how you poat some of SEan Taylor's worst plays and Roy Williams best. Roy Williams couldn't cover Santana Moss, Antwaan Randle El, Plaxico Burress, Reggie Brown or KEvin Curtis. Roy Williams couldn't defend the pass well if his life depended on it.

Demarcus WAre sucks, he only has half a sack more than a rookie DT in Amobi Okoye he should be getting way more sacks with how much hes blitzing

Tony **** i mean Romo is sucky!!!! If he throws 6 ints to a injury malled Bills d imagine whats going to happen when he faces Denver or Washington or Philly. The guy has a few good games and all the Dallas fans treat him like hes god.

TO hahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahah nuf said

Jerry jones is so old that when Julius Jones finnaly scores a TD he'll probobly have a heart attack and die.

The QB coach was on steroids

and the best one of all

This is what Tony Romo is going to look like when Carrie breaks up with him

hes just going to stop playing and sit down on the field and cry

Sniper · 10-11-2007, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by eaglesfan_45

M.O.T.H I think it is funny how you poat some of SEan Taylor's worst plays and Roy Williams best. Roy Williams couldn't cover Santana Moss, Antwaan Randle El, Plaxico Burress, Reggie Brown or KEvin Curtis. Roy Williams couldn't defend the pass well if his life depended on it.

Demarcus WAre sucks, he only has half a sack more than a rookie DT in Amobi Okoye he should be getting way more sacks with how much hes blitzing

Tony **** i mean Romo is sucky!!!! If he throws 6 ints to a injury malled Bills d imagine whats going to happen when he faces Denver or Washington or Philly. The guy has a few good games and all the Dallas fans treat him like hes god.

TO hahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahah nuf said

Jerry jones is so old that when Julius Jones finnaly scores a TD he'll probobly have a heart attack and die.

The QB coach was on steroids

and the best one of all

This is what Tony Romo is going to look like when Carrie breaks up with him

hes just going to stop playing and sit down on the field and cry

Dude, seriously, are you 12? I'm an Eagles fan but if you're gonna come into a thread like this and try some weak ass **** that is straight from the ESPN message boards, don't bother. Your point about Roy was decent but you blew it all with some stupid trolling.

osi+ap=allshallperish · 10-11-2007, 08:36 AM

*puts homer goggles on* sinorice moss will turn it arouund and become deadly deep threat.

Either koets or whimper will bulk up without losing their quickness and will give us a quality starting LT which will let diehl move hack to LG where he will finally make it to the prowbowl.

Barry cofield will also be able to bulk up to 320 without losing his quickness and will become a dominant NT for us.

Gibril will learn to cover and become a ss who deserves his madden rating

Sniper · 10-11-2007, 08:54 AM

Yeah, well, uh, all you guys suck and our receivers drop more passes than yours do, so THERE! Broderick Bunkley is a man beast and will make the Pro Bowl this year, and Omar Gaither is a Pro Bowler in the making at LB. Also, Brian Westbrook >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anyone on your team.

Modano · 10-11-2007, 09:31 AM

Man, if you wann bash a player, at least keep your facts straight. Romo threw 5 INT'S monday.

And even if Roy, Ware, Romo, TO etc etc suck we're 5-0, you're 1-3 :) The Eagles are clearly the better team.
And c'mon, TO?? Ahahah, nuff said. I'm sure your wideouts are all better than TO... hmm, wait a minute... Reggie Brown, Kevin Curtis... I think you don't have many reason to laugh about TO.

osi+ap=allshallperish · 10-11-2007, 10:02 AM

starting to seem like this will get locked, some people are proving unable to handle this without getting upset

SeanTaylorRIP · 10-11-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by osi+ap=allshallperish

*puts homer goggles on* sinorice moss will turn it arouund and become deadly deep threat.

Either koets or whimper will bulk up without losing their quickness and will give us a quality starting LT which will let diehl move hack to LG where he will finally make it to the prowbowl.

Barry cofield will also be able to bulk up to 320 without losing his quickness and will become a dominant NT for us.

Gibril will learn to cover and become a ss who deserves his madden rating

Don't think Sinorice will ever be a deep threat like Santana but I don't understand why he doesn't get more touches. He is deadly in open space give him some screens and slants to do some work. When the Giants played the Skins I noticed their problem with Eli Manning is that he has such limited vision. He stared down Plaxico every single play and once in a while looked at his 2nd option and Shockey, but all of his INT's and incompletion's were due to flat out staring down his #1 man.

eaglesfan_45 · 10-11-2007, 04:32 PM

People how many times do I have to say this I'm kiding around when I make fun of the cowboys most of my friends are cowboys fans and we make fun of eachothers teams
Your right Modano we are 1-3 and you are 5-0 as of now you are the better team if I were making fun of the Eagles I could have came up with way better stuff.

scottyboy · 10-11-2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by osi+ap=allshallperish

*puts homer goggles on* sinorice moss will turn it arouund and become deadly deep threat.

Either koets or whimper will bulk up without losing their quickness and will give us a quality starting LT which will let diehl move hack to LG where he will finally make it to the prowbowl.

Barry cofield will also be able to bulk up to 320 without losing his quickness and will become a dominant NT for us.

Gibril will learn to cover and become a ss who deserves his madden rating

wow, way off here. He's a SS but we have him playing now at FS, because of James Butler(who cant do either). You cant put a SS at FS and give him a pile of poo next to him every year of his career at the other safety spot...

oh yea, back to homerism

Must reach goal line..... OH NOOOOOOO

McBain · 10-12-2007, 10:45 AM

bigbluedefense · 10-12-2007, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghettosermon

Don't think Sinorice will ever be a deep threat like Santana but I don't understand why he doesn't get more touches. He is deadly in open space give him some screens and slants to do some work. When the Giants played the Skins I noticed their problem with Eli Manning is that he has such limited vision. He stared down Plaxico every single play and once in a while looked at his 2nd option and Shockey, but all of his INT's and incompletion's were due to flat out staring down his #1 man.

Plaxico Burress: 24 receptions
Amani Toomer: 19 receptions
Jeremy Shockey: 18 Receptions
Derrick Ward: 20 receptions

I think Eli's vision is fine.

bigbluedefense · 10-12-2007, 11:14 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f1z03b1wveM

Its hilarious seeing Roy Williams trying to cover. Madden drew a ***** because his coverage sucks d....well you know.

Jughead10 · 10-12-2007, 11:43 AM

Roy Williams is horrible. I love how the the video MOTH posted of Roy Williams making a big hit on a Giant was at least 3 years old. Because he certainly hasn't made a play like that since then. Honestly, our safeties are bad and I'm not sure I'd start Roy Williams over either one of them. Althought maybe he could start at WLB for us.

Jughead10 · 10-12-2007, 11:49 AM

Plaxico Burress making Sheldon Brown his ***** two years in row.

Also you can't see it, but Roy Williams is laying on the ground in this picture after being burnt in coverage. You think after so many times, he would do something about it.

Jughead10 · 10-12-2007, 11:55 AM

Self explanatory.

M.O.T.H. · 10-12-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jughead10

Roy Williams is horrible. I love how the the video MOTH posted of Roy Williams making a big hit on a Giant was at least 3 years old. Because he certainly hasn't made a play like that since then. Honestly, our safeties are bad and I'm not sure I'd start Roy Williams over either one of them. Althought maybe he could start at WLB for us.

pfftt...it's hard to find gifs.

bigbluedefense · 10-12-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by M.O.T.H.

pfftt...it's hard to find gifs.

especially on a man who's been incapable of covering a cement block the past 3 years :)

M.O.T.H. · 10-12-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbluedefense

especially on a man who's been incapable of covering a cement block the past 3 years :)

I cant find anything to disagree w/ here...dammit.

bigbluedefense · 10-12-2007, 03:25 PM

I know this has nothing to do with the NFC East.

But punch in these words into google and watch what you see:

"international sign of choking"

OUCH. That one has to burn.

bigbluedefense · 10-12-2007, 03:30 PM

that dirty looking girl with the "f the eagles" shirt on in the playoffs doesn't look that bad when you add a ton of photoshopping to her

Makes you wonder what some of these poster girls really look like.

robert_in_bigd · 10-12-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbluedefense

especially on a man who's been incapable of covering a cement block the past 3 years :)

Sterling Sharpe and Brian Baldinger just dogged him on NFC Playbook.

They pretty much said:

a) He looks like a NT covering Jerry Rice in space
b) He is out of position and indecisive alot
c) Belichick wants to find ways to exploit him

Funniest part was when Baldinger said to Sharpe after the RW Toast tape "Since when did it become that a SS can't even double" and Sharpe said "I guess just recently."

It was humiliating.

LonghornsLegend · 10-13-2007, 12:43 AM

Honestly guys, I dont think it bothers many cowboys fans to talk bad about Roy Williams lol, I mean i cant speak for everybody but I think we all know what it is, and I really can only defend him to an extent and lately its not even worth the attempt, we will just live and die with him for the next few years *sigh* but it could be worse

robert_in_bigd · 10-13-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by eaglesfan_45

Demarcus WAre sucks, he only has half a sack more than a rookie DT in Amobi Okoye he should be getting way more sacks with how much hes blitzing

Wow, I guess Shawne Merriman sucks even worse.

Ware is the most complete LB in the NFL. He gets sacks, plays the run and can flat out cover.

But if talking over rated lets us talk Trent Cole.

robert_in_bigd · 10-13-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by LonghornsLegend

Honestly guys, I dont think it bothers many cowboys fans to talk bad about Roy Williams lol, I mean i cant speak for everybody but I think we all know what it is, and I really can only defend him to an extent and lately its not even worth the attempt, we will just live and die with him for the next few years *sigh* but it could be worse

He should be cut or traded. Take the hit and start over. He is done as a Safety. He may be able to restart it as a Tampa II WLB. He has done a good job as a LB in Dime Coverage as a LB.

As I have said 1MM times, you can not play safety in the NFL if you can't cover. Ted Washington looks smoother in pass coverage.

I don't get why this is even an argument with fannies. I was even told once "he is a SS, he is there to stop the run first."

I was floored.