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Eh, tittyfucking just ain't for me. I've done it once (in 9th grade & the girl had huge tits, mind you) and never had the urge to ever do it again. I might want to smack my cockies on the tits extremely hard (like real HAWRD) or jizz on them, but tittyfucking? Nah. I'll leave that to Mark Ashley.
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Eh, tittyfucking just ain't for me. I've done it once (in 9th grade & the girl had huge tits, mind you) and never had the urge to ever do it again. I might want to smack my cockies on the tits extremely hard (like real HAWRD) or jizz on them, but tittyfucking? Nah. I'll leave that to Mark Ashley.
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If a girl is over 80 pounds, I won't touch her.
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If a girl is over 80 pounds, I won't touch her.
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Pedo. hhahaha
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Tell me thats not sexy.
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yuumm, you could probably do her ribs.
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Make your schlong feel huge and probably break her.
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Stop making fun of my girlfriend
She makes those size 0 jeans look like parachute pants.
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I'm from the school that if they're 30lbs heavier than you...leave 'em.
I've seen some do-able big girls though.
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Eh, tittyfucking just ain't for me. I've done it once (in 9th grade & the girl had huge tits, mind you) and never had the urge to ever do it again. I might want to smack my cockies on the tits extremely hard (like real HAWRD) or jizz on them, but tittyfucking? Nah. I'll leave that to Mark Ashley.
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I'm from the school that if they're 30lbs heavier than you...leave 'em.
I've seen some do-able big girls though.
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thirty pounds heavier?! I'm only 160... and i definitely don't see myself ever EVER being attracted to a girl of similar height who weighs 190 pounds.
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I'm 170 and 200-lbs. for a girl is disgusting to me.
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I'm from the school that if they're 30lbs heavier than you...leave 'em.
I've seen some do-able big girls though.
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Geez, I guess that 225 pounder I was with was still within my "range".
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Fat chicks are gross.
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This is a hard one....I guess there is only one real answer....
Fat Chicks are like Mopeds......they might be fun, but you don't want your friends to see you with one.
/endrant
Just to curious...about 3 years ago I was told...everyone bones a fat chick...I'm just curious if it is really tru...because I just don't see that in my future...or is it one of those things that you have to try it before you knock it?
Another question is...are fat chicks really the best because they don't know when they are going to get it again?
I mean really...?

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I love women who watch their weight rigourosly!
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Meh, I usually tell them to go for a run before we can talk business. That is unless I have been hanging out with Johnny Walker all night long.
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This is probably the funniest thread I've ever seen. Except for the picture of the anoxeric thing. There are sig quotes for days in here.
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-black would be ashamed right now, if he didnt have to worry about child-support.
id be screwed with that 30+ rule. i mean 300lbs...thats a 330lb lady......lol she must be like 12 feet tall. Fat girls and Juicy girls are 2 different things, its where the fat is all in the right places and those are rare. i go with the, if they are rounder than me, its a no go
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