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[The Unseen]

How has this thread not been locked yet?

[CannedToast]

Originally Posted by Twiddler

We don't think you are women because you don't hunt. There's nothing wrong with not hunting, it doesn't make you less of a man.

And, if you look back at the original replies, all the non hunters were mostly joking as well. But god knows you can't joke on this forum, because at some point the back and forth joking became real arguing.

In other words, the fact that anyone couldn't see this coming when he made the original joke speaks volumes about the naivety on this board.

[RyanLeaf#1]

Originally Posted by TitleTown088

Ever see the movie?

Anyways, I'm thankful for everyone who doesn't enjoy hunting... more animals for me to engage and less surplus of hunters.


The only think I don't like about hunting is how expensive it is.... In the past 3 or 4 years I have probably dropped more than five grand on firearms, equipment, and travel.

I think I seen it like 15 years ago. I just thought it was funny that you called somebody city slicker.

[KILLERSANTA]

None today :(

[drowe]

one time, i hit a deer with my car. i was looking to upgrade on the POS. Kelly Blue Book said i'd be lucky to get $250 from salvage yard. and for some dumb reason i still had collision coverage. insurance company considered the car a total loss and gave me a check for $1250. down payment on a new car right there.

also, about 10 years ago my ex girlfriend hit a deer with her van on the highway. i was in the passenger seat and the deer pretty much exploded on impact, flew in the air and hit the ground and blood spurted out like it was a water balloon. my ex girlfriend says "AHHHH, IS IT DEAD?!" it was a very Boondock Saints moment.

point is; i don't hunt, i'm a peace loving hippie and the idea of killing something for pleasure doesn't sit well with me. but, i'm glad other people hunt, because the more deer you shoot, the less i have to hit with my car.

also, i've always been kinda conflicted because while i wouldn't want to shoot a deer, the idea of sitting in the woods with a bunch of friends drinking beer sounds excellent to me.

i would love it if there was a chicken hunting season...becuase chickens taste really good....and if we didn't eat chickens, wtf would they do all day?

[CannedToast]

Originally Posted by drowe

also, about 10 years ago my ex girlfriend hit a deer with her van on the highway. i was in the passenger seat and the deer pretty much exploded on impact, flew in the air and hit the ground and blood spurted out like it was a water balloon. my ex girlfriend says "AHHHH, IS IT DEAD?!" it was a very Boondock Saints moment.

Almost as disgusting as my friend's story about hitting a deer while they were in a convertible. They has to reach through **** and guts to undo their seatbelts, and take the deer off of their laps.

[Twiddler]

Originally Posted by CannedToast

Almost as disgusting as my friend's story about hitting a deer while they were in a convertible. They has to read through **** and guts to undo their seatbelts, and take the deer off of their laps.

Pretty much. Even with cleaning a deer, that's never pretty. On my first(and only) deer, when me and my dad were cleaning it(I was 13) the bladder exploded and well, you can imagine...

[villagewarrior]

I enjoy the hunting experience, but I don't go because 1) I hate the cold, and 2) I hate cleaning and gutting the animal. It's gross. But I'll go with my dad or some buddies and sit in the woods, I just won't shoot. It's fun.