I just got on espn.com and it says Philly is up 21-2???
The hell is going on over there?
Originally Posted by 49erNation85
I wouldn't be sir prized if he passed McCoy on the depth chart. I think he might have a better arm and accurate arm then him from the highlights I thought. He also got some wheels too help us prepare for QB's as Wilson , RG3 and other runners etc.
>Finally score a date with the qt3.14 that sits to my left in Sociology
>Put on my Scorpion jacket and driving gloves for the date
>Cruise around for a half-hour beforehand listening to Kavinsky and the song above
>Pick up her up in my 98 Toyota Camry
>She gets in
>Smile softly at her and nod in silence
>She asks where we're going
>Pause for several minutes
>Stop at 7-11, tell her "My hands are a little dirty."
>She waits in the car while I grab some disposable wipes (for my dirty hands), soda and gum
>Stand in line
>About to pay
>Kid running around unattended is shouting
>Calmly grab him by his shirt
>"You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you."
>Kid starts screaming for his parents
>Let him go
>Pay for the stuff as the cashier stares in silence
>Stare back at him in silence and give him a nod of knowing that we both love the Driver
>Get back to the car
>Ask date if she wants another toothpick
>Realize she's not in the car
>Put back on Kavinsky and begin looking for her around the neighboring streets
>Find her walking down a street three blocks away
>She's crying and trying to signal a cab
>Roll my window down
>"You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?"
>She screams at me to go away and that she's never speaking to me again.
>I flick my toothpick at her and lean confidently out of the window
>"It's one thing you should know about me."
>She looks puzzled
>Rev up the engine and drive away
>We never went on a second date
Originally Posted by phlysac
I heard that Sylvester Stallone wrote The Expendables with The Alex in mind. He had to keep it realistic though and split The Alex's abilities into multiple characters. Stallone thought that critics would pan it for being too far-fetched if he just had one character effing everyone up.
The end. Cut to black. Audience goes ****ing ape****.