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View Poll Results: Folder or Crumpler?
Folder 18 37.50%
Crumpler 26 54.17%
I don't wipe 4 8.33%
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:22 AM    (permalink
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Okay, seeing how much popularity the looking after pooping thread got Im gonna post on how my dorm mate and I are having a huge debate. I told him that real men crumple their toilet paper before wiping. It's fast, tough, and efficient while folding takes long and leaves more possibility for your finger to rip a hole... not to mention I jsut feel way to much finger on my crack when using the folding method.

So, I just wanted to see what you guys thought? Once enough people vote I can show my friend :] Please vote!
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:25 AM    (permalink
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there's been a survey done and females prefer crumpling while men fold.
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there's been a survey done and females prefer crumpling while men fold.
this goes against all rational thought =O
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:40 AM    (permalink
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Crumpling for life.
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:51 AM    (permalink
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Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!!
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:27 AM    (permalink
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:20 AM    (permalink
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The next poll is gonna be asking do you wipe through the legs or behind the back lol.
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Of course I crumple. It saves you time to do something else.

And plus, it's easy :)

BTW, LionsWMD, I tried to give you +rep, but it wont let me.
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I roll it around my hand then wipe with it.
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:47 AM    (permalink
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Do other people stand up when they do it? Oh yea and crumple
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heathens crumple.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:48 AM    (permalink
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There was a thread about this a couple weeks ago. I am amazed that people actually stand up to wipe there ass. I am much to lazy for that. I just lean forward and wipe.
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sometimes, for a really tough job, i just use the toilet brush.
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Ya, I crumple.
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:17 PM    (permalink
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i could never go through the front with my junk in the way, i just stand up and wipe from the back.
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I lean forward to much work to stand up and all that
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I can't believe how many crumplers there are out there... You messy thangs!!! ..and how the hell do you do it standing up??!!!! You need your ass cheeks opened when you wipe... I dunno about you, but my ass cheeks are closed tight when I stand up. You must have a garden growing in there!
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There was a thread about this a couple weeks ago. I am amazed that people actually stand up to wipe there ass. I am much to lazy for that. I just lean forward and wipe.
I stand up and fold. It's the most effective, but the most time-consuming. Bowel movements should be relaxing so it doesn't matter how long it takes.
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I fold, I personally prefer an unirritated anus.
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I stand straight up and I crumple the toilet paper to wipe my ass. I dont understand how you sit down and wipe your ass. It doesnt make sense to me.
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i dont have time to fold paper just to fill it with feces and throw it away. There are too many steps in the process already, i cant add more time by folding.

1)crumple
2)wipe
3)chuck in the toilet
4)Flush
5)wash hands
6)resume activity engaged in before feces interruption
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