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Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons
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The only place you can win a football game is on the field, the only place you can lose it is in your hearts. --Darrell Royal
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it.--Gale Sayers
The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.
- Vince Lombardi
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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons
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"Let's keep matriculating the Ball downfield boys" - Hank Stram
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I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we talkin bout practice.
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JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.
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Gentlemen, we'll be successful this year if you can focus on three things, and three things only: Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers
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i miss my old BrianDawkins name lol but i tought i'd put The Legend for him lol
We Gonna Ride Out, Party, What Ever It Take Lets Get This Party Started - Weapon X
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Jim Finks, when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs
"I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up
--Muhammad Ali
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. -- Muhammad Ali
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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons
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"and he's off, like a runaway beer truck"
-announcer on Owen Schmitt
"we gonna play 48 minutes as hard as we can, and then we gonna go get ****** up afterwards!"
-kid on my high school team
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"Robbie DuBois tackled by the turf" some D-bag announcer
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If you think you're so tough, why don't you put on a uniform?-Warren Sapp
Yeah, I don't give a hell! It's about this "U", man,I don't give a flying youknowwhat about a Vol. I don't give a damn, he'd do the same thing to me. It's war. They don't give a freaking youknowwhat about you.
They will kill you, they out there to kill you, so Imma kill em. You write that in the paper, you write that, you make money off that. Naw man I'm pissed!! All yall take this down, I'm pissed man. We don't care about nobody 'cept this "U", we don't. If I didn't hurt him, he'd hurt me. They were gunning for my legs, so I'm gonna come right back at em...I'm a ******* soldier!!!
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Late in the 3rd quarter while Nebraska is trailing 17-9 to Miami during the the '95 Orange Bowl, Tommie Frazier re-enters the game. Frazier had been sitting out for most of the year due to blood clot problems in his leg. He shared duty during the Orange Bowl with the late Brook Berringer. Upon re-entering the game, Tommie had this brief discussion with Warren Sapp ...
Sapp: "Hey Thomas! Where ya been Thomas?"
Frazier: "It ain't where I've been fat boy, it's where I'm going."
Frazier proceeded to help Nebraska roll off 15 points in the 4th quarter to win Tom Osborne's first national title.
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Ah, I went thru this thread thinking this one had already been mentioned, but it has not.
Ed Dreith's legendary call for a roughing the passer call on Jim Kelly ..
"We have a personal foul, on number 99 of the defense, after he tackled the quarterback, he's giving him the business down there, that's a 15-yard penalty."
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01-11-2008, 07:03 AM
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The secret of winning football games is working more as a team, less as individuals. I play not my 11 best, but my best 11.
- Knute Rockne, American football coach
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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons
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01-11-2008, 10:24 AM
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"Im ridiculous"
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Willis Mcgahee, on comparing the Ravens training camp, to the Bills training game....
"It's a more smarter training camp"
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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons
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not really a quote, but with super bowl coming up and media day approaching, one of the funniest questions asked
reporter to doug williams: how long have you been a black quarterback?
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