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View Poll Results: Leaner or Stander?
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02-01-2008, 04:18 PM
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Stander or Leaner?
Ok guys. This is going to sound kind of weird but is very interesting. When you take a poo, do you stand up and wipe your butt or do you lean over and wipe that way. I just found out yesterday that some people lean when they wipe and it amazed me. What do you guys do?
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02-01-2008, 04:22 PM
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I stand. Leaning seems like you are going to poop in your hand or you look like some animal or something.
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02-01-2008, 04:23 PM
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02-01-2008, 04:24 PM
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omg epic thread.
FYI I'm a stander.
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02-01-2008, 04:27 PM
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When I was younger I was a stander then I got older I became a leaner
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02-01-2008, 04:27 PM
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stand with a slight lean
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02-01-2008, 04:29 PM
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i've tried both, and standing sucks. Leaning conserves energy.
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02-01-2008, 04:41 PM
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why does this topic keep coming up? lol.
all the time...like every other week...damn. ha.
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02-01-2008, 04:43 PM
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Depends entirely on my mood.
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02-01-2008, 04:43 PM
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what about the in betweener....you know between your legs?
I'm a leaner by the way...
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02-01-2008, 04:44 PM
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why does this topic keep coming up? lol.
all the time...like every other week...damn. ha.
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02-01-2008, 04:53 PM
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this has turned into a monthly thread. and everytime i see it, i can't resist contributing.
i stood through high school, but one drunken night, some friends and i engaged in a heated debate, and i learned the many benefits of leaning. so, being the open minded guy that i am, i gave it a try. it took some getting used to, but i am a strict leaner now.
really, ya just get better penetration when your cheeks are wide open...and for a hairy fella like myself, wiping the ass is equivilent to trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting* so, the further i can reach, the better.
*-not a drowe original...it was on the man show once and it's still one of the funniest things i've ever heard.
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02-01-2008, 04:58 PM
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haha drowe i know what you mean...that peanut butter can be a bastard :)
p.s. and yeah...this is bout the 4th time i have seen this thread!
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02-01-2008, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by drowe
this has turned into a monthly thread. and everytime i see it, i can't resist contributing.
i stood through high school, but one drunken night, some friends and i engaged in a heated debate, and i learned the many benefits of leaning. so, being the open minded guy that i am, i gave it a try. it took some getting used to, but i am a strict leaner now.
really, ya just get better penetration when your cheeks are wide open...and for a hairy fella like myself, wiping the ass is equivilent to trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting* so, the further i can reach, the better.
*-not a drowe original...it was on the man show once and it's still one of the funniest things i've ever heard.
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02-01-2008, 05:01 PM
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i lean because the roll is low. If the roll was eye level or at least shoulder level I would stand
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02-01-2008, 05:08 PM
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my bad guys for the repeat of this thread. I had never seen it before. I still can't get over the fact that people lean. STANDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!
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02-01-2008, 05:11 PM
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i lean to the left always
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02-01-2008, 05:34 PM
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I tend to stand.
I think I should mix it up a bit, and try leaning next time.
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02-01-2008, 05:48 PM
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I like to mix it up but I tend to lean toward standing. ha
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02-01-2008, 06:03 PM
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I lean at first when I still have a lot of wiping left, but when I don't have as much left I stand.
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02-01-2008, 06:05 PM
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my bad guys for the repeat of this thread. I had never seen it before. I still can't get over the fact that people lean. STANDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!
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You really thought everyone in the world stands when they wipe? lol I would've guessed that the vast majority of the world were leaners.
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Damn it, I meant to vote stand. Son of a *****.
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02-01-2008, 07:16 PM
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I love that it is a public poll...lol.
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02-01-2008, 07:19 PM
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I love that it is a public poll...lol.
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Haha yeah it's very important to know the wiping techniques of our fellow posters. It helps me judge how much they know about the NFL and the draft.
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i lean for the first few wipes, stand to finish it up. i guess i'm a hybrid.
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