How about that father/son that Phil Mickelson gave his tickets to?
During the FBR Open, Phil Mickelson chose to give away his 2 Super Bowl tickets to a father and son in attendance so he could watch the game with his entire family. Turns out they were Giants fans living in AZ but couldn't afford the tickets.
Think they're happy now?
"Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."