Originally Posted by PackerLegend
Then why do you come post in here? Are we suppose to give a **** if you care or not?
because it's ridiculous. madden stats are a bunch of ********. this here is even more ********.
why don't we go make fantasy football teams with fake players woohoo!
"My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but Iím a ******* lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a ********, uncoordinated, *****-ass fuckwad that canít fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell."