Wish Corruption

[CT Bronco Fan]

This is a pretty fun game that I found on another board, and was overwhelmingly popular

Basically the idea is someone wishes for something, and then you grant it, however you corrupt the wish into something funny, and the corrupter of the wish then needs to wish for something himself.

So for example

1. "I wish I hit lottery"
2. "Granted! However, 10 million other people hit at the same time, so you only won 2 bucks. I wish I could grow facial hair"
3" "Granted! However the only facial hair you can grow is a pubestach"

So on and so forth.

I'll start the activities.
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I wish I could play the guitar.

[Bruce Banner]

Granted! However, you would only be one of the millions of douches that "can play that one Jack Johnson song" during college. I wish I was as smart as starheather.

[steelersfan43]

Originally Posted by Bruce Banner

Granted! However, you would only be one of the millions of douches that "can play that one Jack Johnson song" during college. I wish I was as smart as starheather.

Granted, you are now tied for dumbest person ever.

I wish I had more cookies.

[TheBuffaloBills]

Originally Posted by steelersfan43

Granted, you are now tied for dumbest person ever.

I wish I had more cookies.

Granted! Now you're 400 LBS overweight. I wish I was tall

[fenikz]

Originally Posted by TheBuffaloBills

Granted! Now you're 400 LBS overweight. I wish I was tall

granted, but you get andre the giant syndrome and die at 30

i wish walking around without shoes was socially acceptable

[iowatreat54]

Originally Posted by fenikz

granted, but you get andre the giant syndrome and die at 30

i wish walking around without shoes was socially acceptable

granted, but the ground all over the world is covered in broken glass

I wish the Cubs would win a world series in my lifetime

[Bruce Banner]

Give bearfan the spotlight.

[bearfan]

Originally Posted by iowatreat54

granted, but the ground all over the world is covered in broken glass

I wish the Cubs would win a world series in my lifetime

Granted, but the world soon comes to an end.
I wish that Body-Building Topic Girl was my girlfriend

[jballa838]

Originally Posted by bearfan

Granted, but the world soon comes to an end.
I wish that Body-Building Topic Girl was my girlfriend

granted, but Wal-Mart is out of paper bags.
I wish I could fly.

[TheBuffaloBills]

Originally Posted by jballa838

granted, but Wal-Mart is out of paper bags.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the world covered the entire earth with a six-foot ceiling to protect against global warming.

I wish I could grow a sweet mullet.

[jballa838]

Originally Posted by TheBuffaloBills

Granted, but the world covered the entire earth with a six-foot ceiling to protect against global warming.

I wish I could grow a sweet mullet.

granted, but someone follows you around playing Achy Breaky Heart on a boombox.

I wish the world was a musical.

[TheBuffaloBills]

Originally Posted by jballa838

granted, but someone follows you around playing Achy Breaky Heart on a boombox.

I wish the world was a musical.

Granted, but the only instrument involved is kazoos.

I wish I could do a backflip.

[Jvig43]

Originally Posted by TheBuffaloBills

Granted, but the only instrument involved is kazoos.

I wish I could do a backflip.

Granted but you fall on your neck and break it paralyzing you forever

I wish kripsy Kreams never went out of business.

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by TheBuffaloBills

Granted, but the only instrument involved is kazoos.

I wish I could do a backflip.

damn too late

[Zyro_1014]

Originally Posted by Hawk

damn too late

granted, but first day in office you get assasinated...

i wish i had a billion dollard

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by Jvig43

Granted but you fall on your neck and break it paralyzing you forever

I wish kripsy Kreams never went out of business.

Granted but you are confined to your bed.

I wish I was President.

[CJSchneider]

Granted, but you fall flat on your face, break your back and are confined to a wheel-chair for the rest of your life.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

[WMD]

Originally Posted by Jvig43

Granted but you fall on your neck and break it paralyzing you forever

I wish kripsy Kreams never went out of business.

GRANTED!! Unfortunately all Krispy Kreme's go out of business. The Mom & Pop store in North Dakota named "Kripsy Kreams" has broken sales records with a recent influx of dyslexic bad spellers.

I wish I was Walter Herrmann.

[jballa838]

Originally Posted by Zyro_1014

granted, but first day in office you get assasinated...

i wish i had a billion dollard

granted, but due to inflation that bought you a loaf of bread.
someone answer WMD's.

[CJSchneider]

Too late on the last one

Originally Posted by Zyro_1014

i wish i had a billion dollard

Granted, alas, a dollard is a small flea like insect that bites and digs its' way into your genitals and lays eggs.

I wish I could shoot electricity from my hands.

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Too late on the last one



Granted, alas, a dollard is a small flea like insect that bites and digs its' way into your genitals and lays eggs.

I wish I could shoot electricity from my hands.

Granted but when you masturbate the end result is not good.

I wish I had a handful of pennies.

[CJSchneider]

Granted, but they are my *** pennies!

I wish I had the power to see into the future.

[iowatreat54]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

Granted, but they are my *** pennies!

I wish I had the power to see into the future.

granted, but you are blind

I wish I could have a purely sexual relationship with Kristen Bell

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by iowatreat54

granted, but you are blind

I wish I could have a purely sexual relationship with Kristen Bell

Granted, but its after she died.

I wish I had some more chocolate cake.

[CJSchneider]

Granted, but you didn't say which Kristen Bell



I wish I could go to the moon.