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Granted, it occurs right over your house, lightning short circuits everything in your house and its being bright and sunny with perfect weather everywhere else.
I wish the Knicks make a good draft pick tonight, who turns into a hall of Famer playing all his games in his career as a Knick
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Granted, he becomes a Hall of Fame Beer Pong player, becoming an alcohalic, and the NBA adapts a policy to ban him just two years into his career, in which he has done nothing.
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06-26-2009, 09:40 AM
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Granted, he becomes a Hall of Fame Beer Pong player, becoming an alcohalic, and the NBA adapts a policy to ban him just two years into his career, in which he has done nothing.
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no wish of your own?
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06-26-2009, 01:56 PM
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no wish of your own?
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I wish I wouldn't have forgotten to put up a wish...
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06-26-2009, 02:28 PM
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Granted, but you wished to finally have the courage to come out of the closet.
I wish I had another Volcano Taco from Taco Bell.
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06-26-2009, 02:32 PM
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Granted, but you wished to finally have the courage to come out of the closet.
I wish I had another Volcano Taco from Taco Bell.
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Granted, but you die from dehydration as a result of the diarrhea.
I wish I had a flying car.
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06-26-2009, 02:32 PM
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Granted, but you die from dehydration as a result of the diarrhea.
I wish I had a flying car.
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Granted, but so does everyone else so once again you are not special.
I wish I wasnt so bored.
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06-26-2009, 02:36 PM
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Granted, but so does everyone else so once again you are not special.
I wish I wasnt so bored.
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Granted. I have jsut locked you in a cage and lite a fire under it... Hey, at least you aren't bored...
I wish I didn't have to take a piss right now
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06-26-2009, 02:37 PM
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Granted, but you just pissed your pants.
I wish I had a new jetski.
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06-26-2009, 02:39 PM
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Granted, but you just pissed your pants.
I wish I had a new jetski.
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Granted, but you turn too sharply, fall off, and it is hit by a boat. You are OK, but your jetski is ruined.
I wish scotty would answer my PM.
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MJD is an exception to every rule.
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06-26-2009, 02:40 PM
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Granted, but you cut yourself with it.
Edit: WTF happened with the katana wish?
Also, same wish as my other
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Granted, but you turn too sharply, fall off, and it is hit by a boat. You are OK, but your jetski is ruined.
I wish scotty would answer my PM.
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Granted, but his answer is -
"No dude, I am not that type of guy - damn, you're sick!"
I wish the public pool was a little closer to my house.
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06-26-2009, 02:42 PM
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Granted, but his answer is -
"No dude, I am not that type of guy - damn, you're sick!"
I wish the public pool was a little closer to my house.
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Granted, but some idiot comes in the pool and shits in it every day, and you never get to go in.
I wish you would stop making me *** when you grant my wishes CJ, lol.
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Granted, but some idiot comes in the pool and shits in it every day, and you never get to go in.
I wish you would stop making me *** when you grant my wishes CJ, lol.
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Granted, now you are a pedophile.
I wish EATW wouldn't make it so damn easy to insult him.
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06-26-2009, 02:50 PM
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Granted, now you are a pedophile.
I wish EATW wouldn't make it so damn easy to insult him.
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LMAO, half of the crap I say is in attempts to set other people up with good corruptions...
Granted (this is a hard one to corrupt) now whenever I'm insulted I turn into the Hulk and destory my insultors...
I wish it was always 70 degrees, with a slight breeze, and low humidity, while allowing for normal precipitation to prevent drought.
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06-26-2009, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway
Granted, but you turn too sharply, fall off, and it is hit by a boat. You are OK, but your jetski is ruined.
I wish scotty would answer my PM.
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blargh, i'm working on it :D
still gotta talk to him, my computer's been just on DC for a while so i havent actually been here.
I wish I wasn't deathly afraid of needles so I could easily get my sweet Rutgers tattoo.
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06-26-2009, 03:00 PM
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blargh, i'm working on it :D
still gotta talk to him, my computer's been just on DC for a while so i havent actually been here.
I wish I wasn't deathly afraid of needles so I could easily get my sweet Rutgers tattoo.
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Granted, but now you are afraid of heavy metal ink, thus still afraid of getting the tattoo. Now whenever you see it, you are afraid, and whats worse? Since it is of Rutgers, you can no longer attend college there, and are forced to lose all fandome because of the fear of the tattoo.
I wish for the thing two posts up.
Edit: Should I talk to JBond about some of this stuff? Save you some time and effort?
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06-26-2009, 03:02 PM
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LMAO, half of the crap I say is in attempts to set other people up with good corruptions...
Granted (this is a hard one to corrupt) now whenever I'm insulted I turn into the Hulk and destory my insultors...
I wish it was always 70 degrees, with a slight breeze, and low humidity, while allowing for normal precipitation to prevent drought.
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Granted, but you suffer from Solar Urticaria and live in a bubble.
I wish there was something good on TV.
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06-26-2009, 03:04 PM
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Granted, but you suffer from Solar Urticaria and live in a bubble.
I wish there was something good on TV.
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Granted there is a pie on top of your TV set, but that isn't what you wanted...
I wish ice cream was healthy.
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Granted, but it now tastes terrible.
I wish I came across pounds upon pounds of
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Granted, but it now tastes terrible.
I wish I came across pounds upon pounds of
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Granted, you get pounds of nothing, just like you wanted.
I wish I could go watch The Hangover right now...
Edit: and no, that didn't fly right over my head, I (think I) know what you are talking about...
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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway
Granted, you get pounds of nothing, just like you wanted.
I wish I could go watch The Hangover right now...
Edit: and no, that didn't fly right over my head, I (think I) know what you are talking about...
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Granted but you get surrounded by 4 ugly women who talk on their cell phones throughout the movie and their boyfriends are all NBA height and block your view.
I wish it was 5:50 pm EST on 6/26/2009 right now
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oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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06-26-2009, 04:31 PM
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Granted but you get surrounded by 4 ugly women who talk on their cell phones throughout the movie and their boyfriends are all NBA height and block your view.
I wish it was 5:50 pm EST on 6/26/2009 right now
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Granted, you are now enjoying your weekend. But this being granted is the highlight of your weekend, and in those ~20 minutes, you missed the topless hot chick parade.
I wish I had a cheesesteak.
(Couldn't I just move? lol)
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Granted, but as you attempt to take the first bite, it slips out of your hands on to the dirty floor leaving you with an empty feeling inside.
I wish I could grow a decent beard.
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Granted, but as you attempt to take the first bite, it slips out of your hands on to the dirty floor leaving you with an empty feeling inside.
I wish I could grow a decent beard.
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Granted.
I wish Ottawa has a good draft tonight.
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