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Granted, she is now locked in my basement.
I wish I had my own wood shop.
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07-01-2009, 01:23 PM
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Granted, she is now locked in my basement.
I wish I had my own wood shop.
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Granted, but it burns down.
I wish the Phillies would win the World Series again this year.
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07-01-2009, 01:30 PM
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Granted, but it burns down.
I wish the Phillies would win the World Series again this year.
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Granted, but it's the World Series of Poker.
I wish I had unlimited beer reserves.
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07-01-2009, 01:30 PM
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Granted, the Phillies win, but during the WS, Hamels blows out his elbow, Howard and Utley both have career threatning injuries and Madson decides he would like to play on another team the following year
I wish I had a wifi router
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07-01-2009, 01:48 PM
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Granted, but it's the World Series of Poker.
I wish I had unlimited beer reserves.
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Granted but it is O'Douls non alcoholic beer and Nattie Ice
I wish I never failed at anything ever again and still tried things and lived a long happy life.
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Originally Posted by njx9
oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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07-01-2009, 01:50 PM
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Granted, you attempted to be a *** porn star, and succeeded. Enjoy life!
I wish I could take a short nap right now.
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07-01-2009, 01:58 PM
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Granted, you attempted to be a *** porn star, and succeeded. Enjoy life!
I wish I could take a short nap right now.
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granted, you have a 20 minute nap, making you even more tired.
i wish i'd lose 20 pound (without dismemberment)
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07-01-2009, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by wicket
granted, you have a 20 minute nap, making you even more tired.
i wish i'd lose 20 pound (without dismemberment)
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Granted but the start was losing 6" off your *****.
I wish I was incredibly awesome at all thing not ***.
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Originally Posted by njx9
oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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07-01-2009, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by broth223
Granted but the start was losing 6" off your *****.
I wish I was incredibly awesome at all thing not ***.
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granted, you are now awesome at collecting tickets
I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller
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07-01-2009, 02:14 PM
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granted, you are now awesome at collecting tickets
I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller
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Granted, but you have the "ballin'" skills of Greg Kite and the injuries of Yao Ming because of your height.
I wish I could make a wish that cannot be corrupted.
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07-01-2009, 02:16 PM
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Granted, but you have the "ballin'" skills of Greg Kite and the injuries of Yao Ming because of your height.
I wish I could make a wish that cannot be corrupted.
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granted, but your wish is to die instantly
i wish i could nail the girl in the bookstore from 'the 40 year old virgin'
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2013: Kenny Vaccaro --> Check
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07-01-2009, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by wicket
granted, but your wish is to die instantly
i wish i could nail the girl in the bookstore from 'the 40 year old virgin'
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Granted but this liason wont happen until the year 2036.
I wish I owned an NFL team...
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07-01-2009, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by trkaline
Granted but this liason wont happen until the year 2036.
I wish I owned an NFL team...
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Granted, you now own the Ravens, but before they hired you they released and waived every black players contract.
I wish i could start a thread and it would get 1000 replys..that would make me feel so special
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07-01-2009, 02:37 PM
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Granted, you now own the Ravens, but before they hired you they released and waived every black players contract.
I wish i could start a thread and it would get 1000 replys..that would make me feel so special
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Granted but all the replies are "man, this guy is stuopid
i wish i was realyh drunk
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07-01-2009, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by broth223
Granted but it is O'Douls non alcoholic beer and Nattie Ice
I wish I never failed at anything ever again and still tried things and lived a long happy life.
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Natty Ice EWWWWWWWWW.
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07-01-2009, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by slightlyabroncosfan
Granted but all the replies are "man, this guy is stuopid
i wish i was realyh drunk
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granted, u already are
I wish i could pop my shoulder in place ..( how do i?)
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07-01-2009, 03:13 PM
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granted, u already are
I wish i could pop my shoulder in place ..( how do i?)
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Granted, but the pain it involves makes you wish you didn't.
I wish I didn't have to mow my lawn today...
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07-01-2009, 03:32 PM
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Granted, but the pain it involves makes you wish you didn't.
I wish I didn't have to mow my lawn today...
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granted, you now have to mow the lawn of versailles
i wish my bachelor thesis was done
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07-01-2009, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by wicket
granted, you now have to mow the lawn of versailles
i wish my bachelor thesis was done
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granted, you have now written a paper about being a single bachelor, now get to work on your college ****
I wish my balls never sweat
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07-01-2009, 04:44 PM
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granted, you have now written a paper about being a single bachelor, now get to work on your college ****
I wish my balls never sweat
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Granted now your testicles get so hot that your sperm die.
I wish my entire life was epic win.
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Originally Posted by njx9
oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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07-01-2009, 05:17 PM
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Granted now your testicles get so hot that your sperm die.
I wish my entire life was epic win.
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Granted, it is so epic win that no mortal can take it and there heads explode anytime someone looks at you.
I wish I had 1000 dollars cash.
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07-01-2009, 05:19 PM
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Granted, it is so epic win that no mortal can take it and there heads explode anytime someone looks at you.
I wish I had 1000 dollars cash.
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Granted,
How do you want it?
I wish I had a work out partner for when I went to the gym.
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07-01-2009, 05:25 PM
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Granted,
How do you want it?
I wish I had a work out partner for when I went to the gym.
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Granted but he wears tight pink spandex and always needs a spot on the squat rack and always from behind..
I wish I hadn't bought that Paul Newmans roasted tomato and garlic tomato sauce (overpower with garlic much?)
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Originally Posted by njx9
oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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07-01-2009, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by broth223
Granted but he wears tight pink spandex and always needs a spot on the squat rack and always from behind..
I wish I hadn't bought that Paul Newmans roasted tomato and garlic tomato sauce (overpower with garlic much?)
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Granted, you bought **** in a can by mistake. Everything is overpowering about that.
I wish for cake, delicious cake!
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07-01-2009, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway
Granted, you bought **** in a can by mistake. Everything is overpowering about that.
I wish for cake, delicious cake!
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Granted, your cake is laced with marijuana and cops raid your house at that precise moment and arrest you for possession of an illegal substance
I wish I had a better AC
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