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12-30-2008, 09:36 PM
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CJSchneider's - 2009 New Year's Resolutions.
We've heard them all and seen most of them fail - "I'll lose weight" , "I'll quit smoking", "I'll quit stalking Ray Rice". As the new year approaches, I'd like to open the floor and allow everyone to share their New Year's resolutions. As for myself -
I resolve to keep my new car cleaner then my old one.
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12-30-2008, 10:12 PM
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Umm, I guess it'd be nice to start working out now that my shoulder is healed up and I'm looking to improve my grades for next semester.
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12-30-2008, 10:21 PM
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I'm gonna work out harder this year than I have in the past few years combined. I'm also gonna get my grades up because they have been atrocious for 3 semesters.
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12-30-2008, 10:26 PM
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get to the gym 5 days a week religiously and clean up my diet (essentially limit drinking a bit because i eat really well in general)
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Work out more. Thats about it; I'm not a huge fan of New Years resolutions
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Not a huge fan of resolutions but mine is to get my GPA up and just become a better student overall.
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I'd say get my GPA up like many of you chumps, but i got a 4.0 last semester :).
Realistically, I'd probably like to drink less.
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12-31-2008, 12:45 AM
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Normal boring "eat better, drink less, work out more" etc here.
I would like to read some more books although that isn't really a resolution. There are a lot of classics I haven't read that I've always wanted to. I recently read On The Road by Kerouac and I have a list of about 20 more I've always wanted to read but haven't.
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12-31-2008, 01:36 AM
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I'd say get my GPA up like many of you chumps, but i got a 4.0 last semester :).
Realistically, I'd probably like to drink less.
You're a failure...I got a 4.6 last semester :D
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12-31-2008, 02:22 AM
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This, again, will be my motto as my resolutions fail one by one.
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Work out more. Thats about it; I'm not a huge fan of New Years resolutions
Thats because nobody follows through with their resolution. The gyms are packed for the first month or so and then by the middle of Febraury they are back to not being as busy.
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I am going to have sexual intercourse with a midget.
Mark it down.
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I am going to have sexual intercourse with a midget.
Mark it down.
I could hook that up pretty easily.
Nominal fee, of course.
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Be awesome enough to get into the school I want to transfer into, I guess.
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I could hook that up pretty easily.
Nominal fee, of course.
Does it cost half as much as regular girls? Cause that would make sense to me
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Does it cost half as much as regular girls? Cause that would make sense to me
Every STD you're willing to risk acquiring is 10% off the total.
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Hot damn! Free midget sex ftw
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Hot damn! Free midget sex ftw
HIV is the 10th one.
but you might be one of the 2%ers that have genetic blockers.
Might as well take the risk, you've seen your team win a SB.
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My 2009 New Year's resolution:
Continue losing weight, get to the gym 5-6 times a week, and join the Army. All of which will happen.
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I am going to have sexual intercourse with a midget.
Mark it down.
I don't know if that is a New Year's Resolution or just one of my life goals.
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Same as most above, get my grades up. Get one of my players drafted by the Cards
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Go to the gym. I'm too light.
Also, pay more attention to my grades.
Maybe get better at batting in baseball ;)
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