Relationship Advice Thread

[CashmoneyDrew]

Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

serious. it takes 5+ days for sperm to travel up the fallopian tube...

Now you know.......

[tjsunstein]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

are they that slow...or are the female tube just that long of a travel.

They have to do some sightseeing.

[Brent]

there is this girl that is heavily flirting with me but she's below my standards (she could lose aboult 4-5 lbs), should I get mine, and then never bother talking to her again, or is that too shallow?

[StackJaxx]

you could smash the weight off her.
always an option.

[Brent]

Originally Posted by StackJaxx

you could smash the weight off her.
always an option.

haha, indeed. or just make her feel bad about not being in top physical shape.

[StackJaxx]

Originally Posted by Brent

haha, indeed. or just make her feel bad about not being in top physical shape.

or make running your "thing" you guys do together.

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by Brent

there is this girl that is heavily flirting with me but she's below my standards (she could lose aboult 4-5 lbs), should I get mine, and then never bother talking to her again, or is that too shallow?

4-5 pounds, seriously? You shallow bastard. **** and crush.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Run through that hood rat Brent.

[Brent]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

You shallow bastard.

Shallow? **** that, I have standards.

[StackJaxx]

Originally Posted by Brent

Shallow? **** that, I have standards.

standards cant be lowered.
just like her weight.

[awfullyquiet]

Originally Posted by CJSchneider

4-5 pounds, seriously? You shallow bastard. **** and crush.

i think he's being nice...

MULTIPLY BY TEN.

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

are they that slow...or are the female tube just that long of a travel.

both.

sperm sprint at about 3/4 an inch a day. they have around 3-4 inches to travel.
imagine that floating around in ya.

[Brent]

actually, no, he's right. I really am that shallow. I am in no way interested in her beyond physical gratification.

[StackJaxx]

Originally Posted by Brent

actually, no, he's right. I really am that shallow. I am in no way interested in her beyond physical gratification.

hey. points for honesty.

[awfullyquiet]

Originally Posted by Brent

actually, no, he's right. I really am that shallow. I am in no way interested in her beyond physical gratification.

well. that's your choice.

[ChezPower4]

Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

i think he's being nice...


sperm sprint at about 3/4 an inch a day. they have around 3-4 inches to travel.
imagine that floating around in ya.

Wow, you really do learn something new everyday.

[awfullyquiet]

Originally Posted by ChezPower4

Wow, you really do learn something new everyday.

considering the size of sperm is miniscule...

imagine all those sperm in a drop of semen moving on a tissue... but it looks like it's not moving...

they move like glass.

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

i think he's being nice...

MULTIPLY BY TEN.

Big girls need love too.

[sings]

"I don't see nothing wrong."

[/sings]

That's right, I said it.

[brat316]

Originally Posted by awfullyquiet

considering the size of sperm is miniscule...

imagine all those sperm in a drop of semen moving on a tissue... but it looks like it's not moving...

they move like glass.

glass moves?

[JLaw45]

Alright guys, I kind of need some quick advice here.

There's this chick I've been trying to talk to lately. I know her because we're both going to the same school and she lives in my area. We've only met twice. Our school has regular area alumni gatherings and they often invite the incoming freshmen. We only got to talk very briefly(we would have talked a lot the second time but I got completely cockblocked by this old guy and his relatives). Now I'm speaking a little with her online.

The problem is timing. I'm going to start football camp in about a week, which means I'll miss the next alumni meeting(where I could've talked to her more). She doesn't do sports I don't think, which means I wont see her until our classes start on the 20th of september(Dartmouth starts notoriously late). I want to at least lay some kind of foundation down now.

Would it be advisable for me to ask her out do do something casual this week before I leave? Is it not too early? And if it is ok, do you guys have any decent first date ideas? Dinner and a movie may work as fallbacks but they seem cliche and the dinners seem to turn into interviews after a while anyhow.

[Brent]

Originally Posted by bhaarat316

glass moves?

Yes, it does. If you ever see a very old, old home with original windows, the bottom is thicker than the middle or top, as the glass slowly morphs. Also, if you have a glass table, after time, even if nothing sits on it, it will bend ever so slightly.

[7-11]

Originally Posted by Brent

Yes, it does. If you ever see a very old, old home with original windows, the bottom is thicker than the middle or top, as the glass slowly morphs. Also, if you have a glass table, after time, even if nothing sits on it, it will bend ever so slightly.

Thought i read somewhere that this was a myth and glass in old buildings is thicker at the bottom because that was the way it was made to prevent breaks? Someone do research!

[dabears10]

Originally Posted by 7-11

Thought i read somewhere that this was a myth and glass in old buildings is thicker at the bottom because that was the way it was made to prevent breaks? Someone do research!

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

The observation that old windows are often thicker at the bottom than at the top is often offered as supporting evidence for the view that glass flows over a matter of centuries. It is then assumed that the glass was once uniform, but has flowed to its new shape, which is a property of liquid.[22] In actuality, the likely reason for this is that when panes of glass were commonly made by glassblowers, the technique used was to spin molten glass so as to create a round, mostly flat and even plate (the crown glass process, described above). This plate was then cut to fit a window. The pieces were not, however, absolutely flat; the edges of the disk became thicker as the glass spun. When actually installed in a window frame, the glass would be placed thicker side down both for the sake of stability and to prevent water accumulating in the lead cames at the bottom of the window.[23] Occasionally such glass has been found thinner side down or thicker on either side of the window's edge, as would be caused by carelessness at the time of installation.

I was under the impression like Brent that Glass does move. However, there has been no empirical evidence to support this fact to this date.

[CJSchneider]

And you guys said Wikipedia is useless - pshhhh.

[BamaFalcon59]

Originally Posted by dabears10

I was under the impression like Brent that Glass does move. However, there has been no empirical evidence to support this fact to this date.

Reading that, in the relationship advice thread, I definitely thought that said old widows.

Pretty funny IMO.

[dabears10]

Originally Posted by BamaFalcon59

Reading that, in the relationship advice thread, I definitely thought that said old widows.

Pretty funny IMO.

Old Widows also sag to the bottom.