Relationship Advice Thread - Page 87

bsaza2358 · 07-10-2009, 03:34 PM

If you can pull it, get it done, but be prepared to not be the best she's ever had. 1 pump chump!

Brent · 07-10-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bsaza2358

1 pump chump!

See, every one fears that, but any guy who masturbates regularly is probably not going to fall victim to it.

bsaza2358 · 07-10-2009, 04:10 PM

That's a tough balance because you want to be less "enthusiastic" the first time, but you also don't want to be spent before you start. Either way, the second time is always better than the first. I think anyone would agree with that.

scottyboy · 07-10-2009, 04:12 PM

ballin, go for it. odds are when you go to college you'll never see her again.

When I was 17 I got hit on by a 21 year old waitress. quite the funny story. She left her number on my bill and said 'call me".

twas hilarious.

long story short we went out for a few days until I had to shave and she realized I was jailbait and dumped me.

just go for it! at the worst, you get experience and you got with a 22 year old. it's epic win

CashmoneyDrew · 07-10-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent

See, every one fears that, but any guy who masturbates regularly is probably not going to fall victim to it.

This is true. I pleasantly surprised myself my first time when I lasted about 45 minutes. I was stunned tbh.

BaLLiN · 07-10-2009, 04:27 PM

yea but two things:

its illegal, and if she doesnt dump her boyfriend which she really feels like doing because theyve been together for 3 years and after 2 it was just not the same bc people change i guess so now its held together by just the idea of it.

IM A VIRGIN, i dont know what the hell im doing, im probably just gunna do what feels good lol. I also dont drink and she knows that, so if shes drunk then i cant. But she did feel turned on when she wasnt, so we'll see. Chances are im going to be a ***** and not because its illegal and i dont want to get the **** beaten out of me by her boyfriend.

BaLLiN · 07-10-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by VoodooMonkey

This is true. I pleasantly surprised myself my first time when I lasted about 45 minutes. I was stunned tbh.

what the hell did you do? i did notice ive gained endurance but like im still a virgin and dont know the difference of masturbation and sex. I know that if i relax while masturbating id definitely last alot longer basically because im not trying as hard

CashmoneyDrew · 07-10-2009, 04:30 PM

No one knows what they're doing their first time. Too much pent up nervousness/awkwardness/excitedness. Yea, I just invented a word. What up?

eaglesalltheway · 07-10-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN72

yea but two things:

its illegal, and if she doesnt dump her boyfriend which she really feels like doing because theyve been together for 3 years and after 2 it was just not the same bc people change i guess so now its held together by just the idea of it.

IM A VIRGIN, i dont know what the hell im doing, im probably just gunna do what feels good lol. I also dont drink and she knows that, so if shes drunk then i cant. But she did feel turned on when she wasnt, so we'll see. Chances are im going to be a ***** and not because its illegal and i dont want to get the **** beaten out of me by her boyfriend.

I knew it! I knew Giants fans were abunch of *****es!

JK man, but since you are the minor, you should be alright, it is only illegal for her... Just watch your back with the BF tho.

CashmoneyDrew · 07-10-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN72

what the hell did you do?

I can't honestly answer this. I just kind of did my thing.

BaLLiN · 07-10-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway

I knew it! I knew Giants fans were abunch of *****es!

JK man, but since you are the minor, you should be alright, it is only illegal for her... Just watch your back with the BF tho.

lol, we are jolly green giants. I dont like just screw over girls, im usually friends with them after not for benefits just because i had an emotional attachment with them before.

yeah, honestly dont be surprised if i never log on again... it may be because im dead.

BaLLiN · 07-10-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VoodooMonkey

I can't honestly answer this. I just kind of did my thing.

lol so just let it flow? i mean im like 150 lbs and shes like 135-140 im guessing, and like i thought id be really awkward because shes like curvy and im not big, like im 5'8'' and only 150, but i guess itll be ok because her boyfriend is only like 3 inches taller and 20-30 pounds more lol.

well thanks all you guys, glad to have the approval of NFLDC or SWDC, will let you know if it happens and im still alive.

eaglesalltheway · 07-10-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN72

lol, we are jolly green giants. I dont like just screw over girls, im usually friends with them after not for benefits just because i had an emotional attachment with them before.

yeah, honestly dont be surprised if i never log on again... it may be because im dead.

Thats the good way to go. I know some guys that treat women like crap (not physically, jut don't give a crap) and that just isn't how I am. Defintiely the way to go there.

And unless this guy is a real mother... you should be fine. Worst comes to worse, get a few buds and aske him if he wants to go to jail for 10 plus years for beating up a minor. If he doesn't care, at least you got your buds to help out, lol.

Brent · 07-10-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN72

IM A VIRGIN, i dont know what the hell im doing

Honestly, it's not as complicated as you'd think. Plus, if she knows what she's doing, it's way less awkward.

CJSchneider · 07-10-2009, 05:06 PM

If you've ever watched normal porn, you have a basic idea of what to do.

CashmoneyDrew · 07-10-2009, 05:15 PM

Yeah, just pee on her after you climax Ballin. Girls always love that.....
According to R. Kelly.

ChezPower4 · 07-10-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLiN72

yea but two things:

IM A VIRGIN, i dont know what the hell im doing

Just do what comes natural

yourfavestoner · 07-10-2009, 08:00 PM

This thread is turning epic.

Hawk · 07-10-2009, 08:15 PM

Dude, the first time was great but I sure as hell didn't last long. Odds are, she's probably going to be disappointed in you. But really, do you give a damn? This sounds like a woman, not a girl, and it might be odd for you to date her. Hit it and quit it, cliche but it's the truth.

And lol at Voodoo

CashmoneyDrew · 07-10-2009, 08:47 PM

I'm with Hawk. If it's more of just a hookup thing, then don't worry too much about her and what you're doing for her. Just worry about yourself. If you're interested in pursuing her further than just hooking up, you probably shouldn't go straight to the sex.

Brent · 07-11-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by VoodooMonkey

If you're interested in pursuing her further than just hooking up, you probably shouldn't go straight to the sex.

"Screw these analogies, okay? What he's saying is that you are gonna be so bad at sex the first time that you don't wanna have sex with someone you like, 'cause they'll think you're a weirdo for being so lame at it. So you wanna have sex with "hood rats" so that by the time you get to a girl that you do like, you won't be terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it... Probably still pretty bad, though."

Lots of advice for the youngans in that movie

tEk · 07-11-2009, 12:21 AM

so my gf of 1 month asked me to **** her with a dildo today....... kind of weired out but i did it.

Brent · 07-11-2009, 12:24 AM

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so my gf of 1 month asked me to **** her with a dildo today....... kind of weired out but i did it.

you didnt suggest your own dick instead?

tEk · 07-11-2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Brent

you didnt suggest your own dick instead?

o well, i mean we have been facking since before i asked her out...i think i need to invest in some ****** cuz this was the first time ive had ED.... but you know drinking does that.

Brent · 07-11-2009, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by tEk

o well, i mean we have been facking since before i asked her out...i think i need to invest in some ****** cuz this was the first time ive had ED.... but you know drinking does that.

Ah, gotcha. Yeah, dude, you need to watch the booze when with the ladies.