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The worst is when you are so drunk you can't even begin.
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I really don't think there is anything more embarrassing than that. Girl will just be looking at you, pissed off, asking what the **** is wrong, and you don't have an answer.
Ughhhhhhhh.
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07-30-2009, 05:31 PM
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I really don't think there is anything more embarrassing than that. Girl will just be looking at you, pissed off, asking what the **** is wrong, and you don't have an answer.
Ughhhhhhhh.
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07-30-2009, 05:36 PM
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That is when you just say "Oh **** I forgot about [fill in the blank] I have to go"
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07-30-2009, 05:48 PM
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DIRECT QUOTE.
"you like that? (i stop undressing and a facial expression similar to when you learn the twist at end of the 6th sense.) her name is chewbacca".
it could have been cast in the movie, all it needed was the little belt.
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Next time you see her come with a weed whacker.
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07-30-2009, 07:12 PM
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I really don't think there is anything more embarrassing than that.
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There isn't.
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Girl will just be looking at you, pissed off, asking what the **** is wrong, and you don't have an answer.
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"*****, do something about it!"
*push her head down*
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Ughhhhhhhh.
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I share your anguish.
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07-30-2009, 07:19 PM
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dude. your doing right, i dunno whats up with this chick, thats kinda unusual. i mean i've never heard of a girl who wants short sex. hella strange.
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boys.
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it's not 'short' sex. its 'fast' sex. intensity. this is why boys are bad.
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07-30-2009, 07:22 PM
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Who cares how long you last if it is just a dumb *****.
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07-30-2009, 07:23 PM
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boys.
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it's not 'short' sex. its 'fast' sex. intensity. this is why boys are bad.
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So why the hate when guys can't go an hour at an intense pace? When you cause that much friction on the *****, it's proven that the average person isn't gonna last very long.
Yeah, i get the "change it up" idea, and it does work effectively, but bitches need to quit the whining!
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07-30-2009, 07:24 PM
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Who cares how long you last if it is just a dumb *****.
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reminded me of this.

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07-30-2009, 07:39 PM
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So why the hate when guys can't go an hour at an intense pace? When you cause that much friction on the *****, it's proven that the average person isn't gonna last very long.
Yeah, i get the "change it up" idea, and it does work effectively, but bitches need to quit the whining!
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i personally don't expect that... people watch too much porn and don't smoke enough weed to aspire to such lengths... it's unrealistic and frankly. slightly painful after you hit that hour threshold.
i think it my be percieved hate where there isn't any... most girls are lucky to get it for five minutes though. try having an orgasm in 5 minutes with a club footed man. unpossible.
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07-31-2009, 12:27 AM
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i slightly painful after you hit that hour threshold.
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Try three hours.....ugggh Defiantly the most painful sex ever and something I'll never attempt again.
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most girls are lucky to get it for five minutes though.
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is this serious? if so, I feel like a ******* champ, because I havent had this problem.
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07-31-2009, 12:39 AM
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is this serious? if so, I feel like a ******* champ, because I havent had this problem.
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For realz. My nickname amongst the ladies is Power Hour.
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If your the power hour...I'll be the three pump chump..
Your ego bigger now?
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07-31-2009, 12:55 AM
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If your the power hour...I'll be the three pump chump..
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That's not possible.
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I once had a chick who i'd never been with. We were pretty hammered...and she was into the whole rough thing....I ended up biting her lip and she punched my in the "boys"....anyone else experience anything like that...talk about a little too much
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im sorry but she clearly said "I like short sex". that would not lead me to believe that she likes it fast because it was my second time w her and before that i was a virgin. I thought if i went faster id hurt her so i didnt, i went fast enough that she stopped kissing and was like semi moaning.
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I once had a chick who i'd never been with. We were pretty hammered...and she was into the whole rough thing....I ended up biting her lip and she punched my in the "boys"....anyone else experience anything like that...talk about a little too much
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I used to get with this one girl that liked to be bitten, tied up and/or some other stuff, it was ridiculous.
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im sorry but she clearly said "I like short sex". that would not lead me to believe that she likes it fast because it was my second time w her and before that i was a virgin. I thought if i went faster id hurt her so i didnt, i went fast enough that she stopped kissing and was like semi moaning.
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if she likes it short, that sounds like you have freedom to just go all out.
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07-31-2009, 08:11 AM
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I once had a chick who i'd never been with. We were pretty hammered...and she was into the whole rough thing....I ended up biting her lip and she punched my in the "boys"....anyone else experience anything like that...talk about a little too much
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That's weird that she did that to you for bitting her lip perhaps you bit too hard. I get rough will most of the girls I sleep with and all of them like it. I think it's the whole being dominated thing I don't know but it makes for great sex.
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I once had a chick who i'd never been with. We were pretty hammered...and she was into the whole rough thing....I ended up biting her lip and she punched my in the "boys"....anyone else experience anything like that...talk about a little too much
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I have a friend who is very open about his sexual preferences, and he has told me he has ran into a lot of women that are into rape sex. Yes, the actual, kicking, screaming, punching, biting, the whole shabang.
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is this serious? if so, I feel like a ******* champ, because I havent had this problem.
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about 50-50... 7-12 minutes is more realistic... but then again, it's rarely the length that counts in my eyes, but more of the quality...
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that would not lead me to believe that she likes it fast because it was my second time w her and before that i was a virgin. I thought if i went faster id hurt her so i didnt, i went fast enough that she stopped kissing and was like semi moaning.
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that seems like a bad judgement call on your part... and her part... but that's another story.
fyi. why are all like 14 yr old girls skanks now? anyone notice this?
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I had a girlfriend when I was younger who liked to be choked. I was like "whatever does it for ya" as I choked the crap out of her LOL.
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if you haven't you should try it.
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fyi. why are all like 14 yr old girls skanks now? anyone notice this?
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Of course people notice this. Back when i was 14, i thought making out and feeling some ass was amazing.
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why are all like 14 yr old girls skanks now? anyone notice this?
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where were these chicks when I was 14, that is what I want to know.
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