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Man paid to impregnate neighbor!!
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04-06-2009, 01:07 PM
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that sucks for both dudes.
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04-06-2009, 01:20 PM
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Who wants to sex Mutombo?
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The only people I feel sorry for are the friend's 2 children.
To everyone else: WTF?!
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04-06-2009, 01:22 PM
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It says she was a former beauty queen, so yeah, I'd do it. For more, she wouldn't have to be hot.;)
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04-06-2009, 01:52 PM
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Greatest story ever. The best part is the headline where it says, "Man paid to impregnate neighbor. Fails 72 times.
Bahahahahahaha!!!!
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04-06-2009, 01:54 PM
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Haha it took them 72 tries before thinking to go to the doctor?
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04-06-2009, 01:57 PM
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I can just hear that conversation.
Guy 1 "Again?"
Guy 2 "Well, it didn't take. Please just one more time."
Guy 1 "Ok, but just one more time."
Guy 2 "Thanks bro, I owe you one."
Guy 1 "Yeah, I tell ya, the things I go through for a friend."
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04-06-2009, 02:41 PM
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I think, since she was a beauty queen, he should have payed them $2,500, considering it was 72 times, haha.
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When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don't like this any more than you...
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BULL HONKEY!!!
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04-06-2009, 04:03 PM
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I can just hear that conversation.
Guy 1 "Again?"
Guy 2 "Well, it didn't take. Please just one more time."
Guy 1 "I don't know man."
Guy 2 "Listen, bro. I know you like her but --."
Guy 1 "She's my wife, of course I like her!"
Guy 2 "As I said, I know you like her. But there's a code. Bros before hoes, man"
Guy 1 "Point taken, go ahead"
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fixed it for you.
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04-06-2009, 04:42 PM
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I can offer this service for much cheaper.
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04-06-2009, 04:46 PM
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I would just give back the money...got everything I needed from it lol
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04-06-2009, 04:53 PM
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BULL HONKEY!!!
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Maybe he has a small *****?
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except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children
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04-06-2009, 06:03 PM
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That's probably why she objected to it so much. Not because she actually cared about him. lol
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Damn 72 times, thats about $35 each time. Seems like great rates lol
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04-06-2009, 06:07 PM
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Damn 72 times, thats about $35 each time. Seems like great rates lol
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ahahha
He could have just paid the neighbor 2500 to borrow his sperm and then get it put inside her. But no, he wanted his neighbor to have sex with his wife.
Germany? I wonder if *** Ork Wang knows about this?
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04-06-2009, 06:10 PM
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You know the Germans always make great stuff.
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04-06-2009, 06:48 PM
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ahahha
He could have just paid the neighbor 2500 to borrow his sperm and then get it put inside her. But no, he wanted his neighbor to have sex with his wife.
Germany? I wonder if *** Ork Wang knows about this?
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He probably denies everything, just like when that guy paid some other guy to eat his *****.
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04-06-2009, 06:55 PM
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wow they all got severely pwned
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"Shocked everyone, except his wife"
If she knew he was sterile, why did he let him **** her neighbor 72 times?
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except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children
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Word on the streets is that later on that night, she also broke the news to him that she is a broom.
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He could have just paid the neighbor 2500 to borrow his sperm and then get it put inside her.
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That whole process would probably cost them about 20x more than that.
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04-06-2009, 07:56 PM
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That whole process would probably cost them about 20x more than that.
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All they would need is a cup and a funnel.
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04-06-2009, 08:38 PM
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All they would need is a cup and a funnel.
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you and your complicated solutions:

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This is probably more accurate.
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