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04-19-2009, 02:13 PM
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The NFL Draft Drinking Game
Alright if anyone has played such classics as "The Family Guy Drinking Game" and "The Presedential Debates Drinking Game" this is going to be along those lines. I've come up with some rules but would like some input for more good rules..
1. Every time Mel Kiper does the Hawk stare, take 3 drinks.
2. Every time Chris Berman says "Raydas", take 3 drinks.
3. Every time they cut to the Professor John Clayton, drink 2.
4. Every time someone says "boom" or "bust" drink 1
5. Every time someone makes a joke about the lions taking a receiver, take 5.
6. If the crowd boos your team's pick finish your drink.
7. If the crowd cheers your teams pick give out 10 drinks.
8. If Kiper and McShay start arguing, drink 6.
9. Every time a pick is traded, drink 3.
10. Every time they show the Jets draft blunders, drink 5.
11. Every time Erin Andrews is on screen drink 1, and comment on all the things you would like to do to her.
12. One drink for every time they mention Ryan Leaf or Tony Mandarich, drink 3.
13. When they flash back to the Vikings being late on their pick, take a drink.
14. When Mel's hair is mentioned, take a drink.
15. When a commercial for the new Madden game is aired, take a drink.
16. Take a drink every time Chris Berman brings up, "Circling the wagons"
17. Every time you're reminded Tom Brady was a 6th round pick, drink
18. Drink every time the Raiders draft anyone who runs under 4.4
And I know there is probably versions of this already made but it's way more fun to make your own rules.
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04-19-2009, 02:15 PM
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Every time they play the Jets draft blunders should be in there, along with the Trev Albert debacle.
Gotta also have something with the green room/Erin Andrews in there.
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04-19-2009, 02:16 PM
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4. Every time someone says "boom" or "bust" drink 1
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What about something about every time they mention a bust i.e. Ryan Leaf. Especially this year with 3 QBs who could go in the first if teams reach.
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04-19-2009, 02:16 PM
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What if we are drinking liquor??? I can not take 6 shots if Kiper and Mcshay are arguing.
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04-19-2009, 02:17 PM
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04-19-2009, 02:18 PM
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What if we are drinking liquor??? I can not take 6 shots if Kiper and Mcshay are arguing.
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My version is played with beer. I don't think any of the TV show games work good with shots, especially when you don't want to get up.
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04-19-2009, 02:19 PM
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What if we are drinking liquor??? I can not take 6 shots if Kiper and Mcshay are arguing.
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Then it's gonna be a good night. What's wrong with that?
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04-19-2009, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jsang74
Alright if anyone has played such classics as "The Family Guy Drinking Game" and "The Presedential Debates Drinking Game" this is going to be along those lines. I've come up with some rules but would like some input for more good rules..
Here's what I have so far:
1. Every time Mel Kiper does the Hawk stare, take 3 drinks.
2. Every time Chris Berman says "Raydas", take 3 drinks.
3. Every time they cut to the Professor John Clayton, drink 2.
4. Every time someone says "boom" or "bust" drink 1
5. Every time someone makes a joke about the lions taking a receiver, take 5.
6. If the crowd boos your team's pick finish your drink.
7. If the crowd cheers your teams pick give out 10 drinks.
8. If Kiper and McShay start arguing, drink 6.
9. Every time a pick is traded, drink 3.
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You'd be dead of alcohol poisoning long before the draft actually started. Reduce the number to drink 1 for each of these and maybe you'd make it to the second pick before they needed to call the hearse.
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04-19-2009, 02:23 PM
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It's beer guys, I think you'll last :P
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It's beer guys, I think you'll last :P
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Look at the rules and think about how frequently those events occur. Even with beer, you might as well get the kegs ready, you're going to need several dozen. Or hundred.
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04-19-2009, 02:29 PM
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If I am drinking beer I could do it no problem. I can drink a case myself if I am having fun.
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04-19-2009, 02:30 PM
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Here's a couple more I came up with...
When they inevitably flash back to the Vikings being late on their pick, take a drink.
When Mel's hair is mentioned, take a drink.
When a commercial for the new Madden game is aired, take a drink.
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04-19-2009, 02:32 PM
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Also keep in mind the longer the game lasts, the more rules you miss.
And we probably won't start until the draft starts, no one wants to get up for the pre-draft.
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04-19-2009, 02:36 PM
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I got a new one, take a drink everytime Chris Berman brings up, "Circling the wagons" when Buffalo is on the clock.
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04-19-2009, 02:58 PM
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Every time the Raiders draft anyone who runs under 4.3
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04-19-2009, 03:01 PM
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For the people who made mock drafts you can drink every time you were wrong.
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04-19-2009, 03:03 PM
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When they show an interview with Tony Mandarich and talk about the incredible bust, take 3 drinks
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Every time the Raiders draft anyone who runs under 4.3
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Good one but no one did that this year so we'll go under 4.4
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When the Eagles draft a lineman on either side of the ball take 3 drinks.
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04-19-2009, 03:21 PM
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Whenever they mention all the draft picks Dallas gave up for Roy Williams.
Or anytime you hear "Terrell Owens", "T.O", or "team cancer".
Whenever you hear "High character guy", or "intangibles".
And here's my favorite... chug whenever you hear the term "cerebral". God my blood boils every time i hear that.
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You would die of alcohol poisoning.
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If your team drafts a running back from Penn State in the 1st round (It doesn't apply to this year, but still) take 10 drinks.
Every time you here the phrase "in space" take a drink.
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When you hear Kiper say, "When you look at ____________"
I swear he says that when talking about every prospect.
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-Whenever someone is mentioned as having upside or potential
-Whenever someone is mentioned as being a high-motor player
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