Heard this before...I'll try to find the song. Or maybe it was from a comedian. Regardless, its not that original
Something similar was said in a comedy central special commercial that they've been playing recently.
It was basically (paraphrasing)... "If a girls says that she's celibate then I say, 'If you celibate, I'll buy a bit.'"
Something similar was said in a comedy central special commercial that they've been playing recently.
It was basically (paraphrasing)... "If a girls says that she's celibate then I say, 'If you celibate, I'll buy a bit.'"
Stupid as hell.
Ya I heard that during the commercial for the gabriel iglesias show they are doing.
Breed needs a-tin-chin like chinless tin men, mama was a ho had 10 kids with 10 men
Charm City, you think your so witty
but truly you're a fat boy with titties
So get in your place
Get on your knees, and let me put my dick in your face
Call me the sergent, better yet the General
While you're at it, suck on my genitals
So you can get your vitamins, and minerals..
Location: If you get jammed up don't mention my name
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Originally Posted by Breed
Charm City, you think your so witty
but truly you're a fat boy with titties
So get in your place Get on your knees, and let me put my dick in your face
Call me the sergent, better yet the General While you're at it, suck on my genitals
So you can get your vitamins, and minerals..
Location: I got 99 cookies because a ***** ate one
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Originally Posted by Breed
Charm City, you think your so witty
but truly you're a fat boy with titties
So get in your place
Get on your knees, and let me put my dick in your face
Call me the sergent, better yet the General
While you're at it, suck on my genitals
So you can get your vitamins, and minerals..
tall and lean with no ***** tits, balls in my jeans you wishin you could lick *****, man on man head that's sick ****
I guess the fruit rapper has stepped out of the closet
Keep your poop raps in the crapper please stop it
you pull your dick out in front of me I'll Laurena Bobbit
then you'll be woodless like if Elijah never played a Hobbit
tall and lean with no ***** tits, balls in my jeans you wishin you could lick *****, man on man head that's sick ****
I guess the fruit rapper has stepped out of the closet
Keep your poop raps in the crapper please stop it
you pull your dick out in front of me I'll Laurena Bobbit
then you'll be woodless like if Elijah never played a Hobbit
Your raps are pure comedy
Nothing more than wanna be
I am where ya mom wants to be
She is calling me constantly
But i hit the ignore button
Because i don't want that *****, i prefer your woman
This right here should be considered 1st degree Murder
So go jack-off fat boy and make a burger