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Old 01-28-2006, 06:25 PM    (permalink) 
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We all know how great Chuck Norris is, so I think it is in accord that his own thread be started.

Feel free to pay your dues or post you favorite Chuck Norris FACTS. As of this momemnt, you can watch the Chuckery kick some @$$ on Spike TV in what is automatically one of the greatest movies of all time because Chuck is in it: Missing In Action.

I'll go ahead and start this off: Chuck Norris was on first base, second base, and third, so, Ray, you have your answer.
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Haha, good stuff. I enjoy anything making fun of Chuck Norris, which is why I love Conan O'Brien.
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Chuck Norris doesn't understand why if your erection lasts for 4 hours you should console a doctor, his erections are known to last up to 4 days.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't understand why if your erection lasts for 4 hours you should console a doctor, his erections are known to last up to 4 days.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with an erection, there were no survivors.

I guess you can figure out that i perfer the Vin Diesel facts because I was spreading those months ago, and now over night people have gotten into the Chuck Norris ones. I could never say Chuck Norris was as badass as Vin Diesel because I have that Bruce Lee Movie were he kicks Norris's ass
 
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Famous producer Jerry Bruckheimer thinks Chuck Norris is such a badass, that he tries to look just like him. :shock:

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Vin Diesel has counted to infiniti twice.

Vin Diesel invented the wheel twice.

Just like Dr. Evil Vin has a clone exactly 1/8 his size, we call that clone god.
 
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised
 
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Just like Dr. Evil Vin has a clone exactly 1/8 his size, we call that clone god.
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Vin Diesel has counted to infiniti twice.

Vin Diesel invented the wheel twice.

Just like Dr. Evil Vin has a clone exactly 1/8 his size, we call that clone god.
Vin Deisel is as dumb as a brick.
he isn't that dumb, not smart but I've seen dumber actors, i.e. Tom Cruise. I watched an interview with him and he didn't seem like a total idiot.

Even if he was what does that have to do with him as an actor?
 
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Vin Diesel has counted to infiniti twice.

Vin Diesel invented the wheel twice.

Just like Dr. Evil Vin has a clone exactly 1/8 his size, we call that clone god.
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he isn't that dumb, not smart but I've seen dumber actors, i.e. Tom Cruise. I watched an interview with him and he didn't seem like a total idiot.

Even if he was what does that have to do with him as an actor?
He's also a terrible actor and a complete ego maniac.
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Vin Diesel is the only man to beat the wall in tennis.

Vin Diesel has counted to infiniti twice.

Vin Diesel invented the wheel twice.

Just like Dr. Evil Vin has a clone exactly 1/8 his size, we call that clone god.
Vin Deisel is as dumb as a brick.
he isn't that dumb, not smart but I've seen dumber actors, i.e. Tom Cruise. I watched an interview with him and he didn't seem like a total idiot.

Even if he was what does that have to do with him as an actor?
He's also a terrible actor and a complete ego maniac.
He's a good action hero, like Arnie was. Don't care about his ego. how do you know he has a big Ego? He didn't seem to have a big ego on the commentary to Pitch Black. He was always complimenting the other guy talking about how he had "great shots".
 
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