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LVP Thread Part I
Who is he? Who is the Least Valuable Player in the NFL?
Who is it that has the least to contribute on a weekly basis? A total lack of usefulness to the team, his peers, and the league in general; that's what we're looking for.
Who would you choose?
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Joe McKnight.
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Who ever is njx's least favorite player.
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Who ever is njx's least favorite player.
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Moreno can't win it. He at least has some stats to show for the season. lol
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Joe McKnight.
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Yeah, wtf happened to him? I was pissed when the Jets jumped ahead of NE.
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Least favourite potential saints first roundpick as cited pre-draft
2010: Patrick Robinson --> Check
2011: Mark Ingram --> Check
2012: no pick
2013: Kenny Vaccaro --> Check
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12-30-2010, 03:11 PM
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Moreno can't win it. He at least has some stats to show for the season. lol
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only because like, 3 teams this season wouldn't touch him until he'd gone at least 3 yards. he's seriously laurence maroney part 2.
laurence maroney, meanwhile, has been outrushed on the season by kyle orton.
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C.C. Brown would still win based on how terrible he truly was last year.
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Brodie Croyle. Every year for the next billion years.
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Matt Dodge for the loss.
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Brian Daboll!!!!!11!one!1
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Surely the LVP isn't just a terrible football player, they've got to have also been a player that consistently fumbled away first downs, threw red zone interceptions or dropped TDs.
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Jimmy Clausen.
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Every time I see him touch the ball it's hard not to just facepalm.
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Todd Collins and it ain't close. The guy has no business being anywhere near an NFL roster. He generated what might be my favorite stat of all time:
Counting interception returns and sacks against Carolina, Todd Collins accounted for -14 yards of offense. NEGATIVE ******* FOURTEEN.
I could have started that game and just handed the ball off every play, and accounted for at least 14 more yards than Todd Collins. (Who knows, maybe I'd get a QB sneak or something for an extra yard or two.....)
Worthless, worthless, worthless. He was brought in because "he knows Martz's system." Ok, fine.....but that doesn't mean JACK **** if he can't execute the offense. Worthless piece of **** trash good for nothing garbage.
Any player anyone else mentions I guarantee you did more on the field this season than account for -14 yards offense, making Todd Collins the most worthless, and since he is the most without worth, he is, by default, the least valuable.
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like honestly lebron, instead of south beach, why don't you take your talents and just shove them up your ass.
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Originally Posted by BeerBaron
Todd Collins and it ain't close. The guy has no business being anywhere near an NFL roster. He generated what might be my favorite stat of all time:
Counting interception returns and sacks against Carolina, Todd Collins accounted for -14 yards of offense. NEGATIVE ******* FOURTEEN.
I could have started that game and just handed the ball off every play, and accounted for at least 14 more yards than Todd Collins. (Who knows, maybe I'd get a QB sneak or something for an extra yard or two.....)
Worthless, worthless, worthless. He was brought in because "he knows Martz's system." Ok, fine.....but that doesn't mean JACK **** if he can't execute the offense. Worthless piece of **** trash good for nothing garbage.
Any player anyone else mentions I guarantee you did more on the field this season than account for -14 yards offense, making Todd Collins the most worthless, and since he is the most without worth, he is, by default, the least valuable.
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******* priceless!! You, sir, have won my vote. Er, well, won my vote for Collins, that is.
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Todd Collins made a negative impact for one game, Matt Dodge has made a negative impact for 15 games..
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Bryant Johnson WR(debatable)
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Jay Cutler. All he does is thrown Cutlerceptions. He's lost the Bears at least 15 games this year with his careless unleashing of the dragon. He never won a damned thing. Not in high school, not at Vandy, not in Denver, not in Chicago. He's a stupid poopypants and I hate him for reasons that are totally not irrational. He's a bottom 5 QB imo.
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Jay Cutler. All he does is thrown Cutlerceptions. He's lost the Bears at least 15 games this year with his careless unleashing of the dragon. He never won a damned thing. Not in high school, not at Vandy, not in Denver, not in Chicago. He's a stupid poopypants and I hate him for reasons that are totally not irrational. He's a bottom 5 QB imo.
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Todd Collins and it ain't close. The guy has no business being anywhere near an NFL roster. He generated what might be my favorite stat of all time:
Counting interception returns and sacks against Carolina, Todd Collins accounted for -14 yards of offense. NEGATIVE ******* FOURTEEN.
I could have started that game and just handed the ball off every play, and accounted for at least 14 more yards than Todd Collins. (Who knows, maybe I'd get a QB sneak or something for an extra yard or two.....)
Worthless, worthless, worthless. He was brought in because "he knows Martz's system." Ok, fine.....but that doesn't mean JACK **** if he can't execute the offense. Worthless piece of **** trash good for nothing garbage.
Any player anyone else mentions I guarantee you did more on the field this season than account for -14 yards offense, making Todd Collins the most worthless, and since he is the most without worth, he is, by default, the least valuable.
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You're such a beautiful man.
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Jay Cutler. All he does is thrown Cutlerceptions. He's lost the Bears at least 15 games this year with his careless unleashing of the dragon. He never won a damned thing. Not in high school, not at Vandy, not in Denver, not in Chicago. He's a stupid poopypants and I hate him for reasons that are totally not irrational. He's a bottom 5 QB imo.
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Worst starting quarterback in the league without a doubt.
Jay Cutler = Jeff George.
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