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Old 06-18-2006, 07:47 PM    (permalink
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Default Reasons you lads have been slapped

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ill go first:
I lied too a girl and told her i was in intensive care
I threw a chair through a girls wall
I told a girl she "sucked pretty badly" after getting head
I dropped a smartie down a girls top and went too retrieve it
I told a girl she was pig ugly and i would rather claw my eyes out than touch her
I told a girls best friend she was sleepin with her boyfriend
I slapped a random girl on the ass (under the impression it was someone i knew)
I was drunk and got caught "lookin for her dildo" (we all know they all have em)

now for the serious times

I spat in a girls face because she tried too hit one of my m8es
I pushed a girl down a hill because she pinched me (her m8 slapped me)
I called a girl a "decietful little ***** who was going too hell"

and my favorite of all

I was getting a lovely BJ and i interuppted her and said, could you go and get you friend because its her im here for
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I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.
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I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again
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I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock:
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ii just seem too get slapped for nothing
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ii just seem too get slapped for nothing
I would slap you (knuckles) too :D
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I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock:


Hurt like a b**** to because she was one big b****
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I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller.


even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock:


Hurt like a b**** to because she was one big b****
no slaps ever hurt, apart from the blowjob related one
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I bet you someone puts this in there sig.
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I've never been slapped, although I was punched multiple times by a girl.
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you are exactly right
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I was getting a lovely BJ and i interuppted her and said, could you go and get you friend because its her im here for
hahaha wow thats mad funny
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I've never been slapped, although I was punched multiple times by a girl.
I've been punched over a girl, but never by the girl. We were stoned in scottland and so we decide to make our own script to this one porno and it was fking highlarious. So long story short I decided to go "visit" the dude who's house it is's sister Well the next morning dude just knocks me out with a sucker punch cause i had to wake her.
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I do believe it is OK for girls to slap boys....especially in the bedroom.
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Yodachu is a ladys man....no get slapped by girl I do.
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So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.
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So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.
Thule.....u ignorant ****.
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