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Old 06-18-2006, 10:49 PM    (permalink
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So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.
Thule.....u ignorant ****.
Most girls like it... :roll:
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So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.
Thule.....u ignorant ****.
Most girls like it... :roll:
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Man, y'all don't know how to treat a girl and that's why you get slapped.
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Man, y'all don't know how to treat a girl and that's why you get slapped.
NiP i treat you well.
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Just yesterday I got slapped again. I didn't really do anything wrong, so I was really confused. Anyways, the story goes...I was out in the lake swimming...and the water was dirty as hell. Well anyways she starts to get in and is talking about how cold her crotch is. Well I tell her its probabally not na good idea to come all the way in...as she would probabally develop crotch itch. Well needless to say it must have broughten up some bad memories because i got slapped and a rock + seaweed at me. Good thing she was tiny...so the rock missed by a mile and her slap didn't hurt.
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It happened once. I asked if I could get in her pants and she said "no, I already have one a$$hole in there."
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So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.
LMAO!!! Rejection!! Hahahahaha that musta been awkward...
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So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.
Thule.....u ignorant ****.
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I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?
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I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?
That's ridiculous because when girls say things like "I look so bad." It's because they are fishing for compliments, and then when you take the bait, they either don't say thank you, say I know, or in your case slap you. You should have punched her in the ovary.
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Me and my friends would call one of our "friends" #5. It came from McDonalds #5 the Big and Tasty, but this girl wasn't Big and Tasty, she was Big and Nasty. She was very manish. Her friend heard me refer to her as #5 and she called me over and next this I know she clocked me on the side of the head.
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I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?
That's ridiculous because when girls say things like "I look so bad." It's because they are fishing for compliments, and then when you take the bait, they either don't say thank you, say I know, or in your case slap you. You should have punched her in the ovary.
Right in the baby maker huh? This is a girl who thinks she isn't attractive, and she's actually really hott. I just don't understand it. You try to give her a compliment and she goes, "I'm not pretty, stop lying." I mean she's a really nice girl but that's one thing I really don't get about her.

And btw, I did punch her back, in the arm. Not really hard but enough for her to say owe and not punch me again. If a girl punches me for no reason, I punch back. I don't care if she tells on me or not, if you punch me, guy or girl I'm going to punch you back. For a girls sake I won't unload on her but I'll give her a nice shot to the arm.
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