Reasons you lads have been slapped

[thule]

Originally Posted by yodachu

Thule.....u ignorant ****.

Most girls like it... :roll:

[yodapoop]

Originally Posted by thule

Most girls like it... :roll:

I was kidding.

Originally Posted by yodachu

Yodachu is a ladys man....no get slapped by girl I do.

Originally Posted by yodachu

I do believe it is OK for girls to slap boys....especially in the bedroom.

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If you don't ahve the experience how can you make such a decision.

[nobodyinparticular]

Man, y'all don't know how to treat a girl and that's why you get slapped.

Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

Man, y'all don't know how to treat a girl and that's why you get slapped.

NiP i treat you well.

[duckseason]

Anybody who voted yes needs to reach down and make sure they still got their cashews hangin'

[yodapoop]

Originally Posted by CGF 216/137

NiP i treat you well.

NIP is my *****!!!

[yodapoop]

Originally Posted by CGF 216/137

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If you don't ahve the experience how can you make such a decision.

I've laid lots of times.

[Vespasian]

I once told a girl that her mother was a dirty *****. She didn't seem to take it that well.

[stephenson86]

Originally Posted by yodachu

I've laid lots of times.

I would know

I got a friend slapped once, i told a girl that he said she was a common **** and that she was gonna have countless kids and live off benefits by the time shes 20, ooooooo boy did that cause contraversy

[thule]

Just yesterday I got slapped again. I didn't really do anything wrong, so I was really confused. Anyways, the story goes...I was out in the lake swimming...and the water was dirty as hell. Well anyways she starts to get in and is talking about how cold her crotch is. Well I tell her its probabally not na good idea to come all the way in...as she would probabally develop crotch itch. Well needless to say it must have broughten up some bad memories because i got slapped and a rock + seaweed at me. Good thing she was tiny...so the rock missed by a mile and her slap didn't hurt.

[jayceheathman]

It happened once. I asked if I could get in her pants and she said "no, I already have one a$$hole in there."

Originally Posted by jayceheathman

It happened once. I asked if I could get in her pants and she said "no, I already have one a$$hole in there."

Thats totally sig material.

[Namy]

Originally Posted by thule

So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.

LMAO!!! Rejection!! Hahahahaha that musta been awkward...

[johbur]

Originally Posted by yodachu

Thule.....u ignorant ****.

:D :D

Sadly, most of these young pups probably don't know who Acroyd and Curtin are.

[Beans]

Oh boy, old thread.

[sweetness34]

I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?

[S4L]

Originally Posted by BeansDooma

Oh boy, old thread.

[cunningham06]

Originally Posted by sweetness34

I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?

That's ridiculous because when girls say things like "I look so bad." It's because they are fishing for compliments, and then when you take the bait, they either don't say thank you, say I know, or in your case slap you. You should have punched her in the ovary.

Me and my friends would call one of our "friends" #5. It came from McDonalds #5 the Big and Tasty, but this girl wasn't Big and Tasty, she was Big and Nasty. She was very manish. Her friend heard me refer to her as #5 and she called me over and next this I know she clocked me on the side of the head.

[sweetness34]

Originally Posted by cunningham06

That's ridiculous because when girls say things like "I look so bad." It's because they are fishing for compliments, and then when you take the bait, they either don't say thank you, say I know, or in your case slap you. You should have punched her in the ovary.

Right in the baby maker huh? This is a girl who thinks she isn't attractive, and she's actually really hott. I just don't understand it. You try to give her a compliment and she goes, "I'm not pretty, stop lying." I mean she's a really nice girl but that's one thing I really don't get about her.

And btw, I did punch her back, in the arm. Not really hard but enough for her to say owe and not punch me again. If a girl punches me for no reason, I punch back. I don't care if she tells on me or not, if you punch me, guy or girl I'm going to punch you back. For a girls sake I won't unload on her but I'll give her a nice shot to the arm.

[TimD]

Originally Posted by jayceheathman

It happened once. I asked if I could get in her pants and she said "no, I already have one a$$hole in there."

old threads are annoying