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The Words of Wisdom Thread
I got this idea from reddit a few weeks ago. As a kid on the verge of adulthood (18 in January) whose dad isn't around all that much, I was wondering what sort of things I should be thinking about and know before I head out on my own.
I was thinking this could double as just a general advice thread when necessary. Have at it fellas.
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If a chick, who is at least bangable, is offering to **** you, but you think you could do better than her at a future date, bang her anyway because can never be sure when your next opportunity will be.
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Fortune favors the bold.
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a quarterback can easily be moved to defense because he knows what the quarterback on the opposing team will be thinking
teach your kids to golf at a young age
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Always stay for one more drink.
Explore, don't let other people's opinions be yours.
Except cigarettes and chew. That **** sucks.
When the river runs red, go down to the old pub instead.
Always wrap things in bacon, especially hotdogs, chicken, and pork.
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Don't be afraid to make mistakes... Learn from every experience
Don't burn your bridges. You never know when you may it might come in handy
Be open to most experiences. The great things in life rarely ever just smack you in the face.
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If a hookers rates sound too cheap to be true, she has aids. I'm not saying don't do it, just wrap that ****.
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Don't be afraid to make mistakes... Learn from every experience
Don't burn your bridges. You never know when you may it might come in handy
Be open to most experiences. The great things in life rarely ever just smack you in the face.
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That's not necessarily true. Hookers smack me in the face on a daily basis.
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