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Old 10-17-2011, 08:12 PM    (permalink
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When the drunks end up getting killed off Brodeur you can come find me. I'll be in a underground shelter sober with a generator watching a best of CM Punk DVD.
Jesus christ I would rather a zombie bit my dick off than go through that hell.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:14 PM    (permalink
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Jesus christ I would rather a zombie bit my dick off than go through that hell.
No kidding. I'm just going to off myself now.
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1. I have had an STD named after me and I am still living
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Team "Gun-slinger"

1. Me
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3. Brodeur
4. Brent

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but if I am going down, I am riding a lawnmower to hell:



Also, I'm not above eating another person if need be.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:25 PM    (permalink
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By tomorrow I will take all teams and list them and everyone should have their team summary (first post on thread) in by tomorrow evening. So everyone build your team!

First obstacle will be posted tomorrow too.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:32 PM    (permalink
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Okay so this is how the game will go

Once the obstacle for the day is posted each team will have the rest of the day to post their survival method adapting to the situation.

The board will vote on who has the safest and more efficient method the team who has the least votes will lose a member from a bite from a zombie and they will have to vote or kill off one of their members putting them at an already 3 man team for the next obstacle and so on. The last team standing wins.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:42 PM    (permalink
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TACKLE, boe and I have got this ****. Oh, and if you want to be on our team, 49erNation85, you're with us.
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OK sounds good Deep , I will keep an eye on the board.But trmw afternoon i will be out getting Batman AC.Will be home in the evening tho .
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:54 PM    (permalink
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Pick me because:

1) Zombies can't read maps and probably don't know where Canada is
2) I got beer
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Rufus you can be on me and voodoo's team. My vote is that our team shall be team Tits... simple yet sweet.
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I imagine that you cretinous humanoids here in this thread are wondering why I'm posting here. The reason is simple: pure talent. The aptitude that myself and my future allies possess is unlike any other anti-zombie team that any of you will ever see. You're looking at the greatest zombie-killers alive today.

In FENIKZ, you have a man who could survive on his own against a plague of a million walking corpses, while having no weapon in his possession. He can go all night long, both in battle and out, and do it better than anyone else. Just ask the ladies of Arizona State. A night on the town without Fenikz... simply isnt a night out on the town. Just like a Zombie-killing team without Fenikz... simply isnt a zombie killing team that I want to be a part of.

In VIDAE, we have the pinnacle of human evolution. Everything that a person can be given, he has it. Dashing good looks that no woman... or man... could possibly turn down, unparallelled ability with the sniper rifle that no zombie walking the earth can overcome, and a desire to be the absolute best at what he does... and thats kill those bitches dead. Double-dead, you might say. Vidae is not only a star in the profession of Zombie-killing, hes an icon.

In BANTX, we have the walking incarnation of God. He, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason that we are all here. Think about that. And once you think about it, realize that he is better suited for this job than anyone else. He will use his skills in battle, and as a strategical mastermind, to ensure that we not only survive, but that we thrive. He doesnt want to just outlast the walking dead, he wants every single one of their heads on a stick. Too disturbing and psychotic to ever bed a woman before the infection, Bantx is in the mood to f*ck someone, and unfortunately for the zombies, he's choosing them, and he's using his shotgun to do it.

In myself, COMAHAN, we have a combination of everything I just said about the others. Known by my friends and admirers as 'The Finest Thing in Life' before the infection, I am here to tell you that thats not just a moniker, its how I carry myself in all of my endeavors. I am the class of the post-apocalyptic world, a living legend in the world of Zombie-killing, the best looking person that any of you have ever laid your eyes on, and when all of this is over, I will receive an award that recognizes me as the zombie-killing champion of the world. A title that belongs to me by birthright, and a title that I will carry with class, dignity, elegance, styles, and grace unmatched by any other human still walking this earth.

Together, we are COMAHAN'S CONQUERING CARTEL OF COOL KIDS AND C*NTS ALIKE. We are talented, we are attractive, we are intelligent, we are sophisticated, and we are the futureónot those zombie f*cks.

The point is, whether youre a fat, out of shape slob that cant hold their liquor, whether youre a impecunious, unemployed deadbeat whose house wasnt worth as much as my watch, whether youre a Doctor or Lawyer who didnt make in a year what we used to spend in a night... it doesnt matter. The fact is that we are the elite, the very best, and none of you, not one of you, can measure up to what we are, and what we represent! This is what importance is all about, this is what fame is all about, this is what prestige is all about. We are Comahan's Conquering Cartel of Cool Kids and c*nts alike, and we are the finest zombie-killing group out there.
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To make a legit entry:

Two weapons of choice:
1) New Martin Archery Inc 11 Martin Threshld Adjustable Single Cam
2) Ka-Bar ZK-Pestilence Chopper Knife

specialties (and these are real skills of mine):
-field dressing a deer
-water capturing
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-I run a lot and when I was a senior in HS I beat former CU running back Hugh Charles in the 100m... twice!
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I'm bringing my drum kit so I can drop some serious beats. In the process I'm hoping to get a real life version of 'Thriller' going so my teammates can escape in any scenario.
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I imagine that you cretinous humanoids here in this thread are wondering why I'm posting here. The reason is simple: pure talent. The aptitude that myself and my future allies possess is unlike any other anti-zombie team that any of you will ever see. You're looking at the greatest zombie-killers alive today.

In FENIKZ, you have a man who could survive on his own against a plague of a million walking corpses, while having no weapon in his possession. He can go all night long, both in battle and out, and do it better than anyone else. Just ask the ladies of Arizona State. A night on the town without Fenikz... simply isnt a night out on the town. Just like a Zombie-killing team without Fenikz... simply isnt a zombie killing team that I want to be a part of.

In VIDAE, we have the pinnacle of human evolution. Everything that a person can be given, he has it. Dashing good looks that no woman... or man... could possibly turn down, unparallelled ability with the sniper rifle that no zombie walking the earth can overcome, and a desire to be the absolute best at what he does... and thats kill those bitches dead. Double-dead, you might say. Vidae is not only a star in the profession of Zombie-killing, hes an icon.

In BANTX, we have the walking incarnation of God. He, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason that we are all here. Think about that. And once you think about it, realize that he is better suited for this job than anyone else. He will use his skills in battle, and as a strategical mastermind, to ensure that we not only survive, but that we thrive. He doesnt want to just outlast the walking dead, he wants every single one of their heads on a stick. Too disturbing and psychotic to ever bed a woman before the infection, Bantx is in the mood to f*ck someone, and unfortunately for the zombies, he's choosing them, and he's using his shotgun to do it.

In myself, COMAHAN, we have a combination of everything I just said about the others. Known by my friends and admirers as 'The Finest Thing in Life' before the infection, I am here to tell you that thats not just a moniker, its how I carry myself in all of my endeavors. I am the class of the post-apocalyptic world, a living legend in the world of Zombie-killing, the best looking person that any of you have ever laid your eyes on, and when all of this is over, I will receive an award that recognizes me as the zombie-killing champion of the world. A title that belongs to me by birthright, and a title that I will carry with class, dignity, elegance, styles, and grace unmatched by any other human still walking this earth.

Together, we are COMAHAN'S CONQUERING CARTEL OF COOL KIDS AND C*NTS ALIKE. We are talented, we are attractive, we are intelligent, we are sophisticated, and we are the futureónot those zombie f*cks.

The point is, whether youre a fat, out of shape slob that cant hold their liquor, whether youre a impecunious, unemployed deadbeat whose house wasnt worth as much as my watch, whether youre a Doctor or Lawyer who didnt make in a year what we used to spend in a night... it doesnt matter. The fact is that we are the elite, the very best, and none of you, not one of you, can measure up to what we are, and what we represent! This is what importance is all about, this is what fame is all about, this is what prestige is all about. We are Comahan's Conquering Cartel of Cool Kids and c*nts alike, and we are the finest zombie-killing group out there.
You just met the dream team people.
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Thanks to Brent and i, we will always have some awesome veal to eat while we're chillin in the blinds.
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commie, which one of you is the c*nt?
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once you have venison jerky, you never go back. (oh **** and I can make that too!)
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I imagine that you cretinous humanoids here in this thread are wondering why I'm posting here. The reason is simple: pure talent. The aptitude that myself and my future allies possess is unlike any other anti-zombie team that any of you will ever see. You're looking at the greatest zombie-killers alive today.

In FENIKZ, you have a man who could survive on his own against a plague of a million walking corpses, while having no weapon in his possession. He can go all night long, both in battle and out, and do it better than anyone else. Just ask the ladies of Arizona State. A night on the town without Fenikz... simply isnt a night out on the town. Just like a Zombie-killing team without Fenikz... simply isnt a zombie killing team that I want to be a part of.

In VIDAE, we have the pinnacle of human evolution. Everything that a person can be given, he has it. Dashing good looks that no woman... or man... could possibly turn down, unparallelled ability with the sniper rifle that no zombie walking the earth can overcome, and a desire to be the absolute best at what he does... and thats kill those bitches dead. Double-dead, you might say. Vidae is not only a star in the profession of Zombie-killing, hes an icon.

In BANTX, we have the walking incarnation of God. He, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason that we are all here. Think about that. And once you think about it, realize that he is better suited for this job than anyone else. He will use his skills in battle, and as a strategical mastermind, to ensure that we not only survive, but that we thrive. He doesnt want to just outlast the walking dead, he wants every single one of their heads on a stick. Too disturbing and psychotic to ever bed a woman before the infection, Bantx is in the mood to f*ck someone, and unfortunately for the zombies, he's choosing them, and he's using his shotgun to do it.

In myself, COMAHAN, we have a combination of everything I just said about the others. Known by my friends and admirers as 'The Finest Thing in Life' before the infection, I am here to tell you that thats not just a moniker, its how I carry myself in all of my endeavors. I am the class of the post-apocalyptic world, a living legend in the world of Zombie-killing, the best looking person that any of you have ever laid your eyes on, and when all of this is over, I will receive an award that recognizes me as the zombie-killing champion of the world. A title that belongs to me by birthright, and a title that I will carry with class, dignity, elegance, styles, and grace unmatched by any other human still walking this earth.

Together, we are COMAHAN'S CONQUERING CARTEL OF COOL KIDS AND C*NTS ALIKE. We are talented, we are attractive, we are intelligent, we are sophisticated, and we are the futureónot those zombie f*cks.

The point is, whether youre a fat, out of shape slob that cant hold their liquor, whether youre a impecunious, unemployed deadbeat whose house wasnt worth as much as my watch, whether youre a Doctor or Lawyer who didnt make in a year what we used to spend in a night... it doesnt matter. The fact is that we are the elite, the very best, and none of you, not one of you, can measure up to what we are, and what we represent! This is what importance is all about, this is what fame is all about, this is what prestige is all about. We are Comahan's Conquering Cartel of Cool Kids and c*nts alike, and we are the finest zombie-killing group out there.
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Guys, I once survived an epic flood in which I was marooned in my powerless house surrounded only by my parentals for 36 hours and I did not go bat-**** crazy. I'm a survival champion. **** that guy that drinks his own piss.
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