Ideas?

[hobbes2053]

Just paid rent and I officially have less than $2 to my name. How can I make this work? Sell all earthly possessions? Learn magic? Mark a corner and sell myself?

[Disclaimer: I have a job, but it doesn't pay very well. Also, being in such a population-dense area (students) and being constantly busy doesn't afford me the best opportunity to find work elsewhere.]

[MetSox17]

Start slangin' rocks. Or stop eating. One of the two.

[PackerLegend]

Originally Posted by hobbes2053

population-dense area

You make it sound like a bad thing to me it sounds like business opportunities. Sell your body obviously. Then start selling crack. No where to go but up my friend.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Sell plasma. Recycle. Go to a coinstar.

[Brent]

I sold plasma in college. You'll look like a heroin addict because of track marks, but you can make some solid cash.

[CC.SD]

Sell plasma. Bring baggies to buffets.

Trader Joes (and maybe more markets) throws out food that has gone past the expiration date, but it doesn't go bad for a while after that so do some light dumpster diving and you can actually eat pretty well.

Write papers for other students, charge about ten bucks a page. You'll have free time after all.

Raid the recycling/garbage of the dorms for cans and other recyclables, this is a bit of a desperation tactic because hours of work can get you about five bucks but you're desperate enough I take it.

Tell your friends, they will chip in for food/meals. Write to mommy too if you need to.

Steal. everything, really.

Live on easymac/cup o noodle if you don't have access to a cafeteria. If you do have a cafeteria, figuring otu a way to sneak in easily is key. At one point in college I bribed the guy who worked the register on tues/wednesdays with illicit smokable substances my roommate gave me.

Gamble. This is...risky. derp. Not if you win though. Cheat, deal from the bottom of the deck to one of your friends and invite some noobies/freshmen.

Alcohol is always the toughest part of this. Basically you're ******. I guess you could throw a party and charge admission/water down the drinks but that may only work in movies.

[fenikz]

sell blood and semen

COMBINED!

[Punisher]

Clinical Trials

They use as a lab rat and pay you 1,000's for it.

[Brent]

Originally Posted by Punisher

Clinical Trials

They use as a lab rat and pay you 1,000's for it.

That's not always enjoyable. A few friends of mine at UT would do that, it left one with some nasty scars.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Steal ****.

[JoeJoeBrown]

Suck dick for money.

Sell your semen.

Sell your plasma.

Start dating rich chicks. (a HS friend did this and is now a married kept man).

Screw old women for money.

Get a second jarb.

[Paul]

Is it just me or does it seem like anytime advice is given here on any subject, the consumption or the discharge of semen is always involved?

Sometimes committing crimes or banging a fat chick is thrown in there. The latter should be a crime itself anyways.

[MetSox17]

Originally Posted by CC.SD

Gamble. This is...risky. derp. Not if you win though. Cheat, deal from the bottom of the deck to one of your friends and invite some noobies/freshmen.

[CC.SD]

lol MS. It's an old trick but a good one, drunk freshman are complete idiots.

[TheBoyWonder22]

Buy alcohol and cigs for minors. I live in CBus too. There's always a market for that ****.

[WMD]

Originally Posted by fenikz

sell blood and semen

COMBINED!

I invented that drink.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Also Hobbes, are you familiar with Omar Little?

[Giantsfan1080]

Throw the best party ever!

[Brothgar]

Outside of selling your fluids (usually you need a degree to sell your semen just saying) Catering companies are a very easy way to get money you work your Saturday away and get another 120 a week not great but you will be able to eat free for a day and on good weddings you can get an extra 100 for a tip. You work your way up to bartender you can bang some ugly duckling bridesmaids.

[Ngatachance92]

Grab your worst clothes and shoes and roll around in the grass for a bit. Next your going to want to create a sign, in my experience the best way to go is to write "Help! Me and my family are starving and any help you can provide would be greatly appreciated, God Bless." That's just an example, your going to want to make this sign your own unique way but your going to want to include both a family and God to maximize your take. Next your going to need a prime spot a little ways away from your school to reduce the chance of getting made, a little shoe polish also goes a long way.

[bantx]

babysit some hoe's kids

mow some lawns

sell yo soul

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by WMD

I invented that drink.

I believe I had proof sig quoted at one time.

[jayceheathman]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

"After 30 minutes at the table, if you can't find the sucker then you are the sucker."

Sell your computer and cancel your wireless would be one thing.

[M.O.T.H.]

Sell your body to uggos...even uggos need love, and they're more than willing to pay for it.