Petition to Ban "the new jesus"

BeerBaron · 11-20-2011, 03:26 PM

The poster know as "the new jesus" is not a productive member of this forum and brings nothing to the discussion but extreme levels of annoyance and irritation.

These issues aside, he is also breaking Forum Rule #10 using a screen name with a religious connotation.

I am urging SWDC's legitimate posters to band together and push for "the new jesus" to be banned effective immediately.

If you wish to sign, you may do so here:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/b...-new-jesus-dc/

As of this posting, I already have 15 signatures in less than half an hour after putting this up with more coming in every minute. You can view those who have signed here:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/b...-dc/signatures

Please powers that be, do the right thing and remove him from our fine board.

ElectricEye · 11-20-2011, 03:33 PM

I'm not sure about direct, technical interpretations of rules, but I'm pretty damn sure he's a ****. I hope that's enough.

Shane P. Hallam · 11-20-2011, 03:33 PM

He'll be banned if/when the Packers lose. Until then, just hope for a Packers loss. He has been stopped from making new threads at this point as well.

BeerBaron · 11-20-2011, 03:35 PM

Example posts of his that have no business on a legitimate board such as this:

(The size, colors, and fonts are copied directly)

Quote:

Originally Posted by the new jesus

Packers are undefeated and I'm still around! Taste it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by the new jesus

Packers make plays. Where you at now Breed?

Quote:

Originally Posted by the new jesus

Starks aka Mr. 4th Quarter!!!

And to top it all off, he revels in the fact that he is disliked. If that is not the sign of being an intentional troll, I don't know what is:

Quote:

Originally Posted by the new jesus

Haters gonna hate.

BeerBaron · 11-20-2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shane P. Hallam

He'll be banned if/when the Packers lose. Until then, just hope for a Packers loss. He has been stopped from making new threads at this point as well.

Then stop him from making posts too. Look at the one I just about about the **** he is spewing.

We're up to 20 names now. Do it Shane. End his scourge.

CashmoneyDrew · 11-20-2011, 03:36 PM

Breed has the best comment in that petition.

TACKLE · 11-20-2011, 03:38 PM

ban who??????????

yo123 · 11-20-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CashmoneyDrew

Breed has the best comment in that petition.

I actually kinda like Breed, for what he is anyway.

BeerBaron · 11-20-2011, 03:47 PM

I want to enjoy this Bears game. I want to discuss what happens on here, with other reasonably intelligent football minds, but every time I post he follows me around and trolls my posts by making stupid comments and egging everyone else on.

I want to be able to post my "thoughts" thred this week, but he always winds up in there ruining things by taking the conversation in his own stupid direction and by basically being a troll.

As someone who has put in 20000+ posts over nearly 5 years, I'm asking for him to just be banned RIGHT NOW. Just end the madness. He's gone, everyone can move on.

And we're up to 26 names.

ElectricEye · 11-20-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by yo123

I actually kinda like Breed, for what he is anyway.

I'm with you on this one. He's fun at least.

CashmoneyDrew · 11-20-2011, 03:53 PM

If this happens, does BeerBaron become "The New Pontius Pilate"?

fenikz · 11-20-2011, 03:55 PM

i got banned for not including d-unit in my 10k thread but you wont ban him until the packers lose?

nepg · 11-20-2011, 04:06 PM

Breed is kind of funny and doesn't go completely out of his way to be a troll. He casually trolls.

nepg · 11-20-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Shane P. Hallam

He'll be banned if/when the Packers lose. Until then, just hope for a Packers loss. He has been stopped from making new threads at this point as well.

So now you've got a board full of Packers haters? Even Packers fans are going to root for them to lose if that's the stipulation. This isn't professional wrestling. Just ban him.

Brothgar · 11-20-2011, 04:12 PM

God I have never wanted a Lions win more than this thanksgiving. Santa turkey I've always believed in you! He is a jerk an ass and 100% troll/ ridiculous packers homer. I wish him to leave and never return. With that said ... **** it ban the ******.

MetSox17 · 11-20-2011, 04:19 PM

Breed is also annoying in the sense that he trolls so obviously and people still respond like he's being serious.

Jvig43 · 11-20-2011, 04:31 PM

Yeah Breed I can deal with because he's doing it on purpose, painfully obvious. Tnj is just one of those obnoxious homer fans.

ImBrotherCain · 11-20-2011, 04:39 PM

Even as a Packer fan I want this guy gone.

niel89 · 11-20-2011, 04:44 PM

31 signatures already.

ElectricEye · 11-20-2011, 04:47 PM

Breed is whimsical, at least. Doesn't take himself seriously.

ImBrotherCain · 11-20-2011, 04:48 PM

Yes... but if he just added a few more quality posts he wouldn't be so bad.

Shane P. Hallam · 11-20-2011, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nepg

So now you've got a board full of Packers haters? Even Packers fans are going to root for them to lose if that's the stipulation. This isn't professional wrestling. Just ban him.

We can only wish this was professional wrestling...

Jensen · 11-20-2011, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shane P. Hallam

He'll be banned if/when the Packers lose. Until then, just hope for a Packers loss. He has been stopped from making new threads at this point as well.

Are you implying that people can break the rules, make a bet, and get out of breaking said rules until the bet is completed? Excellent logical reasoning here.

WMD · 11-20-2011, 05:56 PM

>2011
>Internet petition

TitanHope · 11-20-2011, 05:58 PM

The ban bet is awesome, and all ya'll need to lighten up.

And if you ban Breed, I'll be sad.