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What is the unsexiest thing a women could have?
The one on what's the sexiest part of a women is getting old.
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Hairy Arm's .... yuck

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[00:37] <toonster> i mean, i can talk dirty
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I'll go with AIDS.
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03-26-2007, 05:06 PM
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That reminds me of the Bucking Bronco. In the middle of intercourse, you tell her you have AIDS and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. She will hate you afterwards, but it might be the funniest thing you ever do, atleast funny to yourself.
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03-26-2007, 05:13 PM
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I'd go with Teeth
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03-26-2007, 05:13 PM
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That reminds me of the Bucking Bronco. In the middle of intercourse, you tell her you have AIDS and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. She will hate you afterwards, but it might be the funniest thing you ever do, atleast funny to yourself.
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That also works with saying you boinked her sister, mother, or even father if you were being creative. It is a mildly funny move, but I don't know anyone with the stones to actually try it.
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03-26-2007, 05:14 PM
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Ha! Nice one.
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03-26-2007, 05:17 PM
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seriously i have to go with a crappy weave or double chin. Also when fat girls have that BIG LUMp around their vaginal area.
i also hate saggy breasts
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03-26-2007, 05:20 PM
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ugly face, easily
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03-26-2007, 05:21 PM
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seriously i have to go with a crappy weave or double chin. Also when fat girls have that BIG LUMp around their vaginal area.
i also hate saggy breasts
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Ah, Big Mike is referring to the "Gunt". I do despise the gunt...
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03-26-2007, 05:22 PM
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Oh, so you'd be fine with a woman with a pretty face who was fat, had saggy boobs, cellulite, and a hairy crotchal region? You, good sir, are one flexible gentleman!
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03-26-2007, 05:23 PM
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Ah, Big Mike is referring to the "Gunt". I do despise the gunt...
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never experienced it...does it allow for fun smashing?
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03-26-2007, 05:24 PM
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Most likely a p-e-nis. Though it probably pushes the boundary of the topic title.
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03-26-2007, 05:24 PM
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adams apple.
but seriously thighs not touching in jeans. she has to have atleast enough meat on her bones for her thighs to touch when in jeans.
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03-26-2007, 05:25 PM
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never experienced it...does it allow for fun smashing?
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unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.
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The gunt is when there is a lot of fat, so there is a "pooch" below the waist. That leads to a general gum-drop shape and fat over the "bajingo". Merging the words 'gut' and 'see you next tuesday', you get the perfect term: GUNT.
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03-26-2007, 05:29 PM
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unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.
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If you consider it a barricade to cash and prizes, you are one desperate SOB. I have a "no gunt" policy on my women.
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03-26-2007, 05:29 PM
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Ha! Nice one.
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Easily teeth.
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03-26-2007, 05:29 PM
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Unattractive eyes.
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03-26-2007, 05:30 PM
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teeth or ugly skin. Not necessarily acne, because that can dealth with, but bad texture, uneven color etc...
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03-26-2007, 05:30 PM
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um fat, i mean alot of fat

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I see a lot of you guys are saying that a woman with teeth is unsexy. That is weird to me. While I despise teeth during fellatio, I would like my date to be able to eat corn on the cob...
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unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.
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good analogy
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