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Old 03-26-2007, 05:01 PM    (permalink
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I'll go with AIDS.
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That reminds me of the Bucking Bronco. In the middle of intercourse, you tell her you have AIDS and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. She will hate you afterwards, but it might be the funniest thing you ever do, atleast funny to yourself.
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I'd go with Teeth
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That reminds me of the Bucking Bronco. In the middle of intercourse, you tell her you have AIDS and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. She will hate you afterwards, but it might be the funniest thing you ever do, atleast funny to yourself.
That also works with saying you boinked her sister, mother, or even father if you were being creative. It is a mildly funny move, but I don't know anyone with the stones to actually try it.
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seriously i have to go with a crappy weave or double chin. Also when fat girls have that BIG LUMp around their vaginal area.

i also hate saggy breasts
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seriously i have to go with a crappy weave or double chin. Also when fat girls have that BIG LUMp around their vaginal area.

i also hate saggy breasts
Ah, Big Mike is referring to the "Gunt". I do despise the gunt...
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Oh, so you'd be fine with a woman with a pretty face who was fat, had saggy boobs, cellulite, and a hairy crotchal region? You, good sir, are one flexible gentleman!
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Ah, Big Mike is referring to the "Gunt". I do despise the gunt...
never experienced it...does it allow for fun smashing?
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Most likely a p-e-nis. Though it probably pushes the boundary of the topic title.
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adams apple.

but seriously thighs not touching in jeans. she has to have atleast enough meat on her bones for her thighs to touch when in jeans.
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never experienced it...does it allow for fun smashing?
unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.
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The gunt is when there is a lot of fat, so there is a "pooch" below the waist. That leads to a general gum-drop shape and fat over the "bajingo". Merging the words 'gut' and 'see you next tuesday', you get the perfect term: GUNT.
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unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.
If you consider it a barricade to cash and prizes, you are one desperate SOB. I have a "no gunt" policy on my women.
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teeth or ugly skin. Not necessarily acne, because that can dealth with, but bad texture, uneven color etc...
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I see a lot of you guys are saying that a woman with teeth is unsexy. That is weird to me. While I despise teeth during fellatio, I would like my date to be able to eat corn on the cob...
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