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04-02-2012, 11:56 PM
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I'm not a fighter but part of my job is to physically restrain "street" teenagers who start junk/"go hard." I'm a counselor at a secure facility for violent juvenile offenders. I wish I could say it was "fun," but it's my job.
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04-03-2012, 12:46 AM
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I got in a shoving match in 6th grade, which indirectly led to them diagnosing my cancer.
Vowed then to never again raise arms against my fellow men.
So I just pick fights with women now. In hindsight, a much better decision. They're nowhere near as strong as we are.
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04-03-2012, 02:44 PM
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Been about 2 or 3 years since my last one well street fight anyways. Used to get into em all the time but thankfully I moved on from that lol
Last year I took a few security/bouncer gigs and got into a few scuffles. Nothing bad though.
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04-03-2012, 02:54 PM
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Outside of my brothers, I've only been in three fights in my entire life and I've won each time. Two were in elementary school. My last one was in 8th grade during a soccer game. An opposing player pushed me from behind, so I grabbed his leg to pull him down and then punched him in the nose once. Needless to say, this ended my soccer season.
By the time I got to high school, when I was among the smallest in my year, I was good friends with a couple of 6'5 220 pound guys. Nobody was dumb enough to mess with me then I suppose. Plus, I'm too laid back to give enough of a **** to actually get into a fight.
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04-03-2012, 03:00 PM
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Only once in a hockey game 2 years ago. Ottawa doesn't go as hard.
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04-03-2012, 03:44 PM
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Got into a fight about 2 summers ago over a girl, but it got broken up pretty quickly. At college there is usually a lot of testosterone at parties and if kids aren't getting girls a fight can easily break out, but I haven't gotten caught up in that yet. Going to a small school the athletes can be *******, and it's especially stupid because the school I go to isn't even close to putting kids in the pros so it's like "cool dude you play a sport here and aren't going nowhere in 4 years..."
The only reason I am wary of fighting nowadays is because in the politically correct joke of a society we live in today you can go to jail for sneezing on someone. I'm not looking to go to jail or even have something on my record so I can't get a good job for the rest of my life over a stupid fight about ego or some girl who looks good on friday night that I couldn't care less about.
Way to much risk with minimal reward. Rocking a kid who really deserves it can be very satisfying, but it's not like winning a fight instantly gravitates beautiful women toward you lol.
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04-03-2012, 03:52 PM
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I've always said fighting for a girl is ok but fighting over a girl is a no no
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that's because we're the only animal capable of getting it from other animals. the day a goat can milk cows, it will.
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04-03-2012, 04:06 PM
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I've always said fighting for a girl is ok but fighting over a girl is a no no
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That's a really good rule. However, using it as an excuse to punch an asshole is so much fun.
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04-03-2012, 04:17 PM
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Last November was the last time for me. My girlfriend and I were out at a party and she had me against a wall trying to talk to me because it was really loud and I was somewhat hammered. This guy kept coming back to her trying to dance with her and it started pissing me off. Then finally he came back again and grabbed her tits from behind which completely set me off. I suckered him hard and he dropped to the floor. I was getting ready to pound him, but his buddy came in throwing punches at me. I didn't fight him very long though because it was broken up so fast. His buddy got me pretty flush once, but I had the adrenaline going and didn't really feel it. I apparently broke the one guys nose, but I haven't seen him since then so I don't know if it's true or not.
I've been in a few other fights, but nothing too significant where somebody got knocked the **** out or anything. Me and 3 of my friends who are a wrestler, football player, and 6'7" bouncer got into a fight this past summer with 4 kids who were trying to **** with us at the beach. That ended quickly for them since they were mostly twigs.
Only other good one was during a soccer match I had one time in 10th grade I think. This one guy on the opposing team had grabbed me from behind and yanked me down twice with no call from the ref. Then he slide tackled me in a very dirty manner (spikes almost to my nuts), and again no call was made. So the next time he got the ball I ran across the field and lowered my shoulder into him and laid him out. Started punching him on the ground and then both teams piled on and basically a big brawl started and the parents had to come in and help break everything up. I got suspended from the team for the rest of the year, which was only like 4 games so it wasn't that bad really.
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04-03-2012, 04:24 PM
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One of my close friends had a terrible rep when were in HS and he always always getting into **** and I used to spend a lot of time with him so I'd get sucked in too. We had skirmishes up the ass our freshman and sophomore years...cooled a bit the last 2.
Also fought one of my ex gf's ex...and rocked her "best friend" cuz the douche kissed her...and I was in the room no more than 3 feet away. I laid him out so bad only time I ever hit someone who hadn't swung at me first lol
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that's because we're the only animal capable of getting it from other animals. the day a goat can milk cows, it will.
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04-03-2012, 04:47 PM
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I had one fight my entire life. I am a really laid back person (to a fault) and found a way to get along with mostly everyone in my High school... that being said, my freshmen year I was being bullied by a few potheads for I guess being the only person around...one slapped me in the face and all I remember is completely losing it and nailing him straight in the nose. Dude just hit the floor like a ton of bricks and his head bounced off the concrete. I felt like such a badass when I walked away. I do admit I was trying to find the guy for like a week in the hallways to make sure he was okay.
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