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Native english speaking people couldn't pronounce my friend's last name (Guzman), saying Goosemahn instead. I was with my friend when I made the account, wanted a quick name to be able to post after lurking for a while.
Didn't think I'd stick around for half a decade (and probably more, haha), but this place is awesome.
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05-10-2012, 01:49 AM
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Poop Sex 
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05-10-2012, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Goosemahn
Native english speaking people couldn't pronounce my friend's last name (Guzman), saying Goosemahn instead. I was with my friend when I made the account, wanted a quick name to be able to post after lurking for a while.
Didn't think I'd stick around for half a decade (and probably more, haha), but this place is awesome.
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Shut up Mexican 2.
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05-10-2012, 02:26 AM
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Shut up Mexican 2.
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Go masturbate to "Bear in the Big Blue House" or something!
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05-10-2012, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Goosemahn
Native english speaking people couldn't pronounce my friend's last name (Guzman), saying Goosemahn instead. I was with my friend when I made the account, wanted a quick name to be able to post after lurking for a while.
Didn't think I'd stick around for half a decade (and probably more, haha), but this place is awesome.
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lol what?
don't try to hide your goose fetish with a silly story like that
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05-10-2012, 02:44 AM
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I stole it from a friend. He used it for a character on EverQuest and I liked the way it looked. I've used it for message boards/gaming characters ever since.
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I want to be Vidae.
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<@vidae> Bomer is like an angel
<@DG> angels wish
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<@vidae> D:
<@comahan> D:
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** RIP themaninblack. You will be missed. **
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05-10-2012, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by fenikz
lol what?
don't try to hide your goose fetish with a silly story like that
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It sounds GOOSE-mahn, when it should be guz-MAN.
But geese are quite sexy.
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05-10-2012, 03:21 AM
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whoa wait what?
you say Guzman, guz-MAN?
that's not even spanish sounds like a porn maneuver
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05-10-2012, 03:24 AM
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fenikz.... your avy... <3
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05-10-2012, 03:26 AM
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I like handling golf clubs
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05-10-2012, 05:44 AM
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I looked up "sexy mf'er" in a thesaurus.
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2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack
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05-10-2012, 05:48 AM
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It's what I put in my anus for safe keeping.
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F the 2013 draft, I just want this guy:
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I won't lie, I have always had a secret desire to bang a midget.
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05-10-2012, 07:53 AM
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In high school and college I played Counterstrike a lot and this was my screenname. Based on the excellent and way-better-than-System-of-a-Down band Killswitch Engage. The "x", which most people don't even notice is there, was a holdover from when I was supposedly "straightedge".
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Thanks for the sig BK
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05-10-2012, 08:01 AM
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my name is steve and i'm a girl
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BTW, if it's 3rd and 97... I'm throwing a screen pass to Brian Leonard and he will convert.
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05-10-2012, 08:09 AM
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My buddy and I signed up senior year of High School. We had a crappy Visual Basic class together and we found the site looking for mock drafts. We signed up pretty much at the same time.
He became ImBrotherMatthew and obviously I became ImBrotherCain (Cain for a gamertag I was using at the time). The name has stuck ever since and basically become my handle for everything.
His account is around... He still never posts sometimes.
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RIP themaninblack. You will be missed.
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05-10-2012, 08:11 AM
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Gary Wang?
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Georg Wang
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05-10-2012, 08:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ImBrotherCain
My buddy and I signed up senior year of High School. We had a crappy Visual Basic class together and we found the site looking for mock drafts. We signed up pretty much at the same time.
He became ImBrotherMatthew and obviously I became ImBrotherCain (Cain for a gamertag I was using at the time). The name has stuck ever since and basically become my handle for everything.
His account is around... He still never posts sometimes.
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So there is no "ImBrotherAble", whom you killed out of jealousy?
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2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack
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05-10-2012, 08:25 AM
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So there is no "ImBrotherAble", whom you killed out of jealousy?
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When I attempt to make sense of the name for those who are uptight about Cain I just say I am the brother of Cain wouldn't that make me Abel. It slightly defuses the situation and is a giant load of crap.
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RIP themaninblack. You will be missed.
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05-10-2012, 08:26 AM
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Mine is simple. My first two initials plus my last name of Drylie. I was pretty uncreative when I started this account. But now I use TheJayUNF for most of my accounts like XBox and whatnot. Kind of wish I would have used that for this account.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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05-10-2012, 08:27 AM
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it's Junior Dry Lie
get used to it
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05-10-2012, 08:28 AM
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I was a Goldeneye and James Bond fan, plus I started using the internet in 1993.
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05-10-2012, 08:30 AM
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I was a Goldeneye and James Bond fan, plus I started using the internet in 1993.
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goldeneye+James Bond+1993= Shane P. Hallam?

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I bleed scarlet for Rutgers
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<+Wooty> I have a feeling kenny britt will be awesomeness (woot with rare epic win)
Quote:
Originally Posted by PalmerToCJ
BTW, if it's 3rd and 97... I'm throwing a screen pass to Brian Leonard and he will convert.
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05-10-2012, 08:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scottyboy
goldeneye+James Bond+1993= Shane P. Hallam?

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I second this... Bring back JBond!
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RIP themaninblack. You will be missed.
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05-10-2012, 08:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scottyboy
goldeneye+James Bond+1993= Shane P. Hallam?

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It does my friend, it does.
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05-10-2012, 08:53 AM
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they had internet in 93 :o
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