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10-31-2012, 08:44 PM
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Well, my Halloween started cool, I went to Chipotle and got a two dollar burrito. Unfortunately, while I was gone, one of my dogs decided it was a good idea to eat her own ****. When I got home, she proceeded to get sick and throw up which was awful because it was ****-puke, which obviously smells terrible. I was supposed to go to this bar that has penny beer (seriously, for a quarter, I can get totally hammered) but now I can't because of a sick ****-puking dog.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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10-31-2012, 09:47 PM
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It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
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oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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10-31-2012, 09:58 PM
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Stupid sexy Flanders....
Living in an apartment, in a neighborhood full of families, with a really loud door buzzer sucks...
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10-31-2012, 10:08 PM
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Nice ass man.
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Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Originally Posted by Monomach
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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10-31-2012, 10:26 PM
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10-31-2012, 10:44 PM
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I came home to my female roommate and her friends watching terrible horror movies on netflix.
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11-01-2012, 10:13 AM
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I have spent the day teaching kids about taxes by taking away portions of the candy they bring to class.
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11-01-2012, 11:45 AM
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I have spent the day teaching kids about taxes by taking away portions of the candy they bring to class.
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You cruel bastard.
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
<caddy> i hear them having sex :(
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11-01-2012, 11:50 AM
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You cruel bastard.
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It's a realistic lesson too, because I am only taking the good candy.
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11-01-2012, 12:26 PM
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Well I hope you took all the Reese Cups at least.
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
<caddy> i hear them having sex :(
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11-01-2012, 12:34 PM
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Oh, those were the first to go. Word must be getting around too, because in the last two classes, no one has brought any candy into class.
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11-01-2012, 12:35 PM
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Oh, those were the first to go. Word must be getting around too, because in the last two classes, no one has brought any candy into class.
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Hahaha. Your subjects are forming an underground resistance. It's only a matter of time before the impeach you.
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<caddy> when i visit my parents, who kinda live in the country
<caddy> i hear them having sex :(
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11-01-2012, 12:54 PM
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We dressed up our dogs for Halloween. The one in the Penguin costume is the one with the ****-puke.

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Originally Posted by abaddon41_80
Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Originally Posted by Monomach
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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I don't think I've ever seen a dog with a pink nose before.
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11-01-2012, 01:09 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen a dog with a pink nose before.
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Yeah, my vet said Windy (the little dog) has the pinkest nose he has ever seen. We are about to move to a place with a fenced in back yard, so she'll be outside a bunch. So our vet said we are going to have to put sunscreen on her nose.
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Originally Posted by abaddon41_80
Look at it this way, if Rodgers had Allstate instead of State Farm, he'd be protected from mayhem like this
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Originally Posted by Monomach
Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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11-01-2012, 03:03 PM
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Hahaha. Your subjects are forming an underground resistance. It's only a matter of time before the impeach you.
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It was all part of the plan and it worked wonderfully. I could care less if kids eat candy, I just hate the fact that they can't clean up their trash. This way, I get to nab some candy for me, that ends up lasting me all day, and by the end of the day there aren't candy wrappers all over my gym.
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11-01-2012, 03:41 PM
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I have spent the day teaching kids about taxes by taking away portions of the candy they bring to class.
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In order to teach them about taxes wouldn't you have to provide a service that the candy pays for?
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oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.
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In order to teach them about taxes wouldn't you have to provide a service that the candy pays for?
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No, he just keeps some of the candy a raise for himself while shipping the rest of the candy across the hall to another class room.
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He's CJ. He provides a badass role model to aspire to. He's the Ron Swanson of Louisiana.
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11-03-2012, 05:42 PM
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Halloween Party tonight. Where's everyone's costume pics at?!
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11-04-2012, 11:55 PM
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Here is me with my Yoshi costume. My 4 year old nephew was Mario, my brother as Luigi, and his girlfriend was Peach.
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11-05-2012, 06:52 AM
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Legit!!!
Me as Bane out hanging out
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11-05-2012, 03:21 PM
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Bane... in designer jeans.
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They're actually blue cargo pants. Like he wore in the movie. Thanks for checking me out though.
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11-05-2012, 04:20 PM
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I thought he wore camo army pants in the movie?
Ok, maybe more gray/brown. But I don't get a blue vibe.
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