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Old 04-05-2007, 12:32 PM    (permalink
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Lewis Black makes my sides hurt from laughing so much. Chris Rock has some hilarious stuff although he curses too much in my opinion. That sort of gets old after a while.
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Lewis Black makes my sides hurt from laughing so much. Chris Rock has some hilarious stuff although he curses too much in my opinion. That sort of gets old after a while.
Kills me that Rock feels he has to holler all his punches. Funny dude with a delivery that irks me to no end.
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Dave Chappelle is my favorite and is sooooooo funny.. I also love Chris Farley but of course ya know R.I.P. also Nick Swardson is hilarious
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Dave Chappelle is my favorite and is sooooooo funny.. I also love Chris Farley but of course ya know R.I.P. also Nick Swardson is hilarious
If god told me I could resurrect one person. I would tell him Chris Farley.
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1. Dennis Leary - Classic. He's from my city, Worcester, MA, and I have been a big fan of his ever since I can remember. I love his harsh, sarcastic tone and mocking sense of humor. He's a typical Masshole prick and I love it. "No Cure For Cancer" was a huge album as far as comedy is concerned.

2. Dane Cook - I know there are a lot of haters out there because of all the popularity he has gained, but at least he did it the right way. His newer stuff is getting a little redundant, but I've been a fan of this guy ever since he was hawking bootleg copies of his routines at shows. My friend caught him one night when he was doing just a regular, opening act type show at Faneuil Hall in Boston and brought his CD into our radio station the next day and we were hooked.

3. Lisa Lampenelli - The Queen Of Mean. I first saw her one the Pam Anderson roast and have been hooked ever since. This lady is a f'ing RIOT! I have very quickly been trying to pick up everything she's been a part of, and she is the ONLY reason I bought the William Shatner roast, haha.

4. Ron White - He's the best of the Blue Collar guys. I think Bill Engvall is pretty good too, but I like Ron White more because, surprise surprise, he's got that cocky, sarcastic way to him. Since I mentioned Engvall, his new DVD "15 Degrees Off Cool" is really, really funny, just came out last week.

5. Louis CK - Again, he has that sarcastic, Masshole vibe that I love and obviously relate to. His show he had on HBO Lucky Louie was pretty cool, it's too bad it got canned. Definitely under-appreciated.

Well, that's probably my top five, I am a big fan of comedy, so who else is out there that I should check out. I guess Sacha Baron Cohen would count, and he'd definitely be #2 in my book, but I guess he is more of an actor. Anyway, that's my list.
Leary is a no talent hack who stole everything from Bill Hicks. Hicks sadly died of cancer in 1994 before he had a chance to do anything about it. Leary's career took off while very few even know who Hicks is. A lot of people within the stand-up community HATE Leary for what he did. I also find it ironic you list Cook and Louis CK even though Cook is infamous for stealing from CK.
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1. Bill Hicks
2. Richard Pryor
3. Lewis Black
4. Lenny Bruce
5. George Carlin
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You can Copy & Paste a Mitch Hedberg joke with the best of them.
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