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Old 04-06-2007, 12:26 PM    (permalink
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demitri martin
jim gaffiagan - hot pocket!
dave chappelle
bill hicks - dennis leary stole his act
george carlin
the amazing jonathan - its magic and comedy, can't miss
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Cook, Hedburg, old Murphy stuff and Ron White
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If god told me I could resurrect one person. I would tell him Chris Farley.
Amen to that.
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:03 PM    (permalink
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Farley was amazing in improv more than standup IMO If I could bring him back I would. I wish he could have gotten help...

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Old 04-06-2007, 02:22 PM    (permalink
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Dave Chappelle's two stand-up specials had me laughing more than any other comedian. I prefer the black comedians, they just have me laughing more.
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:25 PM    (permalink
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BEST EVER: Brian Regan

pablo francisco
chris rock
JIM GAFFIGAN
Lenny Bruce
george carlin
richard pryor

-just to name few
Very few know of Brian Regan that guy is amazingly hilarious, just wish he got more publicity.
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:30 PM    (permalink
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i love demetri martin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viw5U7yPxo0
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I like Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg and Lewis Black. Dane Cook is okay to me, I'm indifferent on him (he does have moments but the My Son, Optimus Prime is head-scratching) and I really hate Larry the Cable Guy.

The worst is Denis Leary.
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Old 04-06-2007, 04:31 PM    (permalink
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I can't believe Aires Spears hasn't been mentioned.

Here is a video of him doing a freestyle couldn't find any stand up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QgxJG6WvA
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The amazing jonathan
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Carlin
Ron White
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Ross Noble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVec_zCC80

If you like surrealist type humours, he's brilliant.
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I can't believe Aires Spears hasn't been mentioned.

Here is a video of him doing a freestyle couldn't find any stand up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QgxJG6WvA
Because you spelled it wrong.
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:12 PM    (permalink
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Dave Chappelle stand up clips:
Indian skit
Monkey sex
Held hostage on bus
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:14 PM    (permalink
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Almost forgot Nick Swardson. He is a very underrated stand up comic.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...d=20117 08030
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:20 PM    (permalink
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Because you spelled it wrong.
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Old 04-07-2007, 09:05 AM    (permalink
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So here's a question for those who say Dane Cook ripped off Louis CK, do you also think Lewis Black ripped off Dennis Leary on his "Rules Of Enragement" CD when he talks about the stair climbers at health clubs in New York City? I personally don't, I just think it's a funny observation that both made, but Dennis Leary did that exact same joke on one of his CD's...

And that is how I feel about the other situation...
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Dave Chappelle's two stand up specials, Killin Em Softly and For What Its Worth, are two of the funniest things Ive seen in my entire life.
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Dave Chappelle's two stand up specials, Killin Em Softly and For What Its Worth, are two of the funniest things Ive seen in my entire life.
Dave Chappelle is the man. He is no Richard Pryor though!
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Holy 2 Year Bump, APS

Nice job finding an old topic instead of making a new one, though.
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I remember this thread : )

Sarah Silverman shout out......one of the very few funny women comedians. One of the funniest comedians period. Edgy/controversial.
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"My New Year's resolution this year was to stop saying 'You Go Girl' to myself..."

"You know you have a drinking problem when you go to a bar, and the bartender knows your name, and you have never been to that bar..."

Zach Galifianakas Comedy Central Special=******* win
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Mitchell Hedberg hands and feet down.
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Mitch Hedberg easily.

I also enjoy Daniel Tosh and Bill Burr is a funny dude.
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its so old that my old username posted in here.
Dave Chappelle, while he may only have 2 shows, both were downright hilarious.
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