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03-15-2006, 09:53 PM
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Chuck Noris or not?
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Jason Vorheis?
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03-15-2006, 09:54 PM
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easy.....Van Damme
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03-15-2006, 09:54 PM
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Jason Voorhees would take both of them out.
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03-15-2006, 09:55 PM
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easy.....Van Damme
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nah he's fat now
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03-15-2006, 09:56 PM
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Vin Deisel.
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03-15-2006, 09:58 PM
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Didn't they make a movie with both of them? or was it a gut that looked like Jason? :? Where is Busta Rhymes he beat the Halloween guys ass! :lol:
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03-15-2006, 10:00 PM
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easy.....Van Damme
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well, there's only two things in Belgium: waffles and people for Van Damme to kill
Van Damme's already killed everyone deserving, so it was almost bound to happen
He could still destroy anyone though. However we would never know for sure if he were to fight chuck norris because at the point of first contact the world would explode, leaving only chuck and van damme to survive.
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03-15-2006, 10:07 PM
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nah he's fat now
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So is Chunky Norris!
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03-15-2006, 10:10 PM
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all he does is kick people in the nuts and snap their necks. Not deserving of that title.
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03-15-2006, 10:17 PM
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Chuck Norris would bend Jason over and go Bubba
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03-15-2006, 10:22 PM
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Chuck Norris would bend Jason over and go Bubba
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yeah, but Jason is immortal so he would never actually be finished off
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03-15-2006, 10:24 PM
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i found this, its pretty funny.
http://www.wimp.com/chuck/
could "this kid" they are talking about be Fred Savage? (the poster)
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03-15-2006, 10:26 PM
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yeah, but Jason is immortal so he would never actually be finished off
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No according to the Freddy vs jason movie (that was dumb) he could die of drownintg in the lake he was created at but in the movie he was drugged to go to sleep so I guess it failed.
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03-15-2006, 10:28 PM
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no doubt gotta go with Deisel
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03-16-2006, 05:09 PM
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No according to the Freddy vs jason movie (that was dumb) he could die of drownintg in the lake he was created at but in the movie he was drugged to go to sleep so I guess it failed.
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That was a lie, we tried it and he came back with Mike Myers as the Halloween guy.
The only way I've seen him defeated so far is Bruce Lee Captured him in a dungeon cell barried away but he has since escaped.
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03-16-2006, 05:13 PM
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Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?
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03-16-2006, 05:15 PM
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Vin Diesel.
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03-16-2006, 05:17 PM
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Vin Diesel.
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Vin Diesel was already killed by my whacked out sisters friends boyfriends sisters cousins friends uncles grandma's sister.
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03-16-2006, 05:20 PM
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Vin Diesel.
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Vin Diesel was already killed by my whacked out sisters friends boyfriends sisters cousins friends uncles grandma's sister.
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...former room-mate? impossible I'm still here, I mean...crap
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03-16-2006, 05:21 PM
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Vin Diesel.
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Vin Diesel was already killed by my whacked out sisters friends boyfriends sisters cousins friends uncles grandma's sister.
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...former room-mate? impossible I'm still here, I mean...crap
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03-16-2006, 05:45 PM
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Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
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Trick question...
Scott Wright IS Chuck Norris.
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03-16-2006, 05:49 PM
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Trick question...
Scott Wright IS Chuck Norris.
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Or is Chuck Norris Scott Wright??? :?: :?: :?:
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03-16-2006, 09:39 PM
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easy.....Van Damme
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nah he's fat now
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So is Chunky Norris!
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